to feel annoyed at that women in the coffee shop?

[gabsid]

Today I sat down at a sofa (2 2-seater sofas) in a busy city coffee shop enjoying my coffee and waiting for DP and DC. A woman with a baby came up to me and asked whether the second sofa was free and I said no since I was waiting - fine. The people on the next sofa just left so she took that seat, when within the next 5 minutes another 3 women with 2 babies arrived!

Had I been by myself I would have offered the sofa and I would have been happy for 2 more people to share my table, but share 2 2-seater sofas with 4 adults and 2 babies? I would have been very annoyed and probably left to find somewhere else to sit. That would have been so rude of them!

Luckily it didn't come to that, but it might have.

I'm stuck on upholstery
Can't work a gun into a sentence, any ideas?

Gun would be too hard.That's chesterfield-ing I have.

I'm rifling through ideas as I type Katie

Can't be going off half-cocked now can we?

Uzi does it now.

This is just a field (chesterfield?) day for the Larkers, innit?

Poor OP. Someone very nearly almost sat at my table last week. It's a scary thing, and one that more and more of us will have to face soon enough.

Dammit, Sue, your absence hasn't slowed your typing down any, has it?

Did you know you've still got your Christmas hoverererer on?

I don't think the OP will come back now, chaise a bit too longue in the tooth for all this nonsense

I do, but I like it. The old hoverererer just denies having purple labia.

You ok Hun?

That damned women in the coffee shop. Upholsting her right to sit with friends and enjoy a coffee and cake banquette near other pewple.

I'm exhausted.

The OP prolly won't come back, and youse should all be ashamed. You Ottoman your own business and not be judging people who need sofas.

Ooh, I like banquette. Good call.

I love you all. Fab thread.

Pewple. Now I've setteen it all.

Arm chair the OP won't be back.

Nice work

Maryz - I really feel you should couch that in more dignified terms.

Let my skills be your bench mark.

Stratters is back I think, I am not. I am not really here . Me or purple labia.
Only for that this OP is genuinely my favourite MN post ever have I ventured into AIBU.

Sue has beanbag for a while now Maryz

I most certainly have not. Button(back) your lip, you, or I will throw you dirty looks. Or maybe deck(chair) you, if you're not careful

Ah, OP, that is a very sad hypothetical situation. :( It has made me even sadder. :(

It reminds me of that terrible time when I was sitting in a coffee shop and somebody almost wished extinction upon me. :(

How are you still alive SHP?
Are you in your local Habitat?