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How often do you change your pants?

475 replies

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 20:41

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

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littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 20:58

I don't know if I dare ask what sootikin is?

I am not going to google bitter voice of experience

LaQueen · 31/03/2013 20:58

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catgirl1976 · 31/03/2013 20:58

I'm going to google

Nothing could be as bad as munting

BumpingFuglies · 31/03/2013 20:58

Unless you are from Manchester. Then they're pants.

M'kay?

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 20:59

you have sexy time pants on every day? What for? Is t hat job related, must be

thornrose · 31/03/2013 20:59

Oh I see this thread has been taken over by the freaks Wink

BumpingFuglies · 31/03/2013 20:59

It is DISCUSTING.

Fact.

LaQueen · 31/03/2013 21:00

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catgirl1976 · 31/03/2013 21:00

Oh.

If you get a sootikin, it's time to change your pants

WildThong · 31/03/2013 21:00

Joking aside, do not put talc anywhere near your fanboy, it's really bad for you!

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 21:00

Catgirl I am very hairy so this acts as a barrier between my minge and pants anyway!

I'm hairy all over, even my hands!

TheHumancatapult · 31/03/2013 21:01

Salmo

my closest friends are from USA so i do often call trousers pants so confuses hell out of me and them when people change words

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:01

What freaks?

I see no freaks.

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WildThong · 31/03/2013 21:01

Not fanboy

fanjo blooming auto correct Blush

PacificDogwood · 31/03/2013 21:02

Nevermind sodding sootikins , what is the purpose of this scientific enquiry, Salmotrutta, eh??

catgirl1976 · 31/03/2013 21:02

Sexy time (or sex-heh time) is every evening between 7pm and 11pm, except Saturdays when it is extended to 12pm.

If you don't have a schedule, things can get very disorganised.

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 21:03

It's fine, you just let the sootikin plop down, step aside and walk away. Easy peasy.

Binkyridesagain · 31/03/2013 21:03

If you wear crotchless knickers you never need to change them, the fabric has fantastic drying properties as well, quick rub with a towel they produce there own heat and are dry within minutes, you have to have a hair free crotch though, the sparks tend to cause light the hair if your not careful Grin

countrykitten · 31/03/2013 21:03

Every day at least once. I change my bra every day too - all underwear is worn once and washed.

Wearing pants under pyjamas is weird and wearing pants in bed is also weird. I sleep in nothing.

catgirl1976 · 31/03/2013 21:03

littlemiss

That is worse

What if your greasy pubes poke through your trousers? What then hmm?

ThreeBeeOneGee · 31/03/2013 21:04

I was starting to worry about the fanboy, so glad that's been cleared up.

StuntGirl · 31/03/2013 21:04

I googled Confused Shock

JammySplodger · 31/03/2013 21:04

Daily.

I'm also wondering, how has this odd thread come about???

Lockedout434 · 31/03/2013 21:04

If I throw them and they stick to the wall then and only then

BumpingFuglies · 31/03/2013 21:04

I am particularly fond of fanboys
Although I'm trying to give them up Wild

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