How often do you change your pants?

[Salmotrutta]

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

[littlemissbunny]

I don't know if I dare ask what sootikin is?

I am not going to google bitter voice of experience

[catgirl1976]

I'm going to google

Nothing could be as bad as munting

[BumpingFuglies]

Unless you are from Manchester. Then they're pants.

M'kay?

[Feelingood]

you have sexy time pants on every day? What for? Is t hat job related, must be

[thornrose]

Oh I see this thread has been taken over by the freaks

[BumpingFuglies]

It is DISCUSTING.

Fact.

[catgirl1976]

Oh.

If you get a sootikin, it's time to change your pants

[WildThong]

Joking aside, do not put talc anywhere near your fanboy, it's really bad for you!

[littlemissbunny]

Catgirl I am very hairy so this acts as a barrier between my minge and pants anyway!

I'm hairy all over, even my hands!

[TheHumancatapult]

Salmo

my closest friends are from USA so i do often call trousers pants so confuses hell out of me and them when people change words

[Salmotrutta]

What freaks?

I see no freaks.

[WildThong]

Not fanboy

fanjo blooming auto correct

[PacificDogwood]

Nevermind sodding sootikins , what is the purpose of this scientific enquiry, Salmotrutta, eh??

[catgirl1976]

Sexy time (or sex-heh time) is every evening between 7pm and 11pm, except Saturdays when it is extended to 12pm.

If you don't have a schedule, things can get very disorganised.

[KatieScarlett2833]

It's fine, you just let the sootikin plop down, step aside and walk away. Easy peasy.

[Binkyridesagain]

If you wear crotchless knickers you never need to change them, the fabric has fantastic drying properties as well, quick rub with a towel they produce there own heat and are dry within minutes, you have to have a hair free crotch though, the sparks tend to cause light the hair if your not careful

[countrykitten]

Every day at least once. I change my bra every day too - all underwear is worn once and washed.

Wearing pants under pyjamas is weird and wearing pants in bed is also weird. I sleep in nothing.

[catgirl1976]

littlemiss

That is worse

What if your greasy pubes poke through your trousers? What then hmm?

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

I was starting to worry about the fanboy, so glad that's been cleared up.

[StuntGirl]

I googled

[JammySplodger]

Daily.

I'm also wondering, how has this odd thread come about???

[Lockedout434]

If I throw them and they stick to the wall then and only then

[BumpingFuglies]

I am particularly fond of fanboys
Although I'm trying to give them up Wild