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How often do you change your pants?

475 replies

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 20:41

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

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JammySplodger · 31/03/2013 21:04

And are you actually keeping a tally?

sjupes · 31/03/2013 21:05

I change a lot [bublush]

If i've slept naked i put a pair on then house clothes, after my shower i put clean ones on and day to day clothes, if i've been out through the day i come in and get clean pants and jammys on then if i decide to wear pants to bed then another pair.

So at least twice a day but usually more. Don't get me started on the pregnancy incontinence [bublush]

foxache · 31/03/2013 21:06

Yes I was wondering that too OP, what's the average?

PeneloPeePitstop · 31/03/2013 21:06

Every three days. Then sell the dirties on ebay.

Not really. Daily, I'm not minging!

Iteotwawki · 31/03/2013 21:06

Depends on which diet I'm on. But normally, when the elastic's got too tight and I have to order in a larger new pair.

usualsuspect · 31/03/2013 21:06

Of course she is, she's a bit odd is Salmo.

ZebraOwl · 31/03/2013 21:06

A Guider I know took her Brownies away for a week & reminded them each morning they were to put on a clean pair of knickers.

On the last day, when they were packing, one wee lass had no dirty undies to pack. Turned out that, as no one had said to take the dirty knickers off she'd just been layering up. It was back when Brownies wore dresses, but you'd still think someone might've noticed there was something awry...

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:07

Mwahahaha.

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landofsoapandglory · 31/03/2013 21:07

I googled too, Stuntgirl!Shock

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 21:07

My, what a first world problem .....Hmm

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 21:07

Talc goes on the garden not the house

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:08

And I'm not odd.

Just carrying out a public service and littlemissbunny made me

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JammySplodger · 31/03/2013 21:08

School bus joke: what's the difference between rude and crude?

Rude is when you throw your pants at the wall. Crude is when they stick.

whosiwhatsit · 31/03/2013 21:08

We're supposed to change our pants?

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:09
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Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:09

I think Salmo is a panty troll. Shock Who would have thought it?

NumericalMum · 31/03/2013 21:09

If you go commando at night do you change sheets every day, or is it just me that would have, ummm... discharge...?
Daily at least. Obviously. And would change bras daily too but I can't afford 7 nice ones at a time and i don't have time to do a bra wash frequently.

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 21:10

Are you going to do a bar chart or a pie chart Salmo?

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:10

It appears that if you don't change your pants thrice daily you are below average.

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bedmonster · 31/03/2013 21:10

Someone PLEASE tell me what sootikins are before I have to google and have nightmares?

And Empire I don't wear them to sleep in, I sleep totally al fresco, but I wear them if i've had a shower around 8ish for a few hours to loungs about in bed before they go in the wash. Wasteful when you think about it, but how much extra space in the wash does an extra pair of pants take? Mine are not very miniscule [grin[]

foxache · 31/03/2013 21:10

Is it bad that I only own three bras and about five working pants?

On CSI last night, the man said 'there's nothing sadder than a woman with ragged panties' Sad I blushed.

SugariceisaGoodEgg · 31/03/2013 21:10

I change daily as is normal without a shower post exercise.

Post shower/excercise I put on fresh underwear.

Ds3 puts on fresh underwear everyday after school when he changes out of his uniform.

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 21:11

It was a Venn Diagram aksherly.

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KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 21:11

I've been getting lots of PMs from posters who are not daily pant changing nazis like you lot, saying they feel bullied into remaining silent.
You lot ought to think about the effect your words can have on others.

And you, pervert, I will NOT be available for a photo shoot in Soho next Friday Shock

Loislane78 · 31/03/2013 21:12

No good comes of Googling strange words, unless you have one of those memory erasers like in Men in Black