How often do you change your pants?

[Salmotrutta]

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

alternate years that is

Standards?

Standards??

My classy thread has been hi-jacked by Pant Nazis and discustingness.

Yep, never as in never cos I don't wear any [bugrin] lowering the tone nicely I think?

DD has the foof jus that bleaches her sexi time pants.
We call her Harpic

Ha ha!! This thread is making me [bugrin]

No a family member of mine!

And socks are just socks. Unless he is using these in place of pants?

Sexitime pants are anything scant made from lace or bits of ribbon. Only to be worn for short periods of time due to their discomfort and indeed thrush inducing capabilities.

Well, I'm glad you're [bugrin] Charlie.

I'm not.

of Mayfair.

Do you iron you knickers?

And the people that ate changing their pants 3 times per day? How many pairs of pants do you own???

I change daily, more if going out and don't wear underwear to bed just jammies. 3 pairs are excessive.

Of course.

Doesn't everybody like my mum.

I own eleventy million pairs of pants.

Iron?
How big exactly do you think my arse is?

Salmo bet you have iron knickers

You'd need to if you were changing that often!

Katie can you make one of those balls from bound round elastic bands out if your knickers - you get boiled on your bum from such stringy types yer know.

Wha'?

I have around 15/20 pairs of black primark granny pants, 5 pairs of coloured shorts, 10 ish pairs of 'pretty' pants and shorts and 15 ish thongs.

I live in the granny pants and shorts. Dp think i expect action if i wear a thong .. no chance!

no I only iron my knicker stickers

boils

Tis a common problem related to skimpy underwear actuaaaaarrrrllllleeeeeeee.

Err, are you a bit squiffy Feeling?

If your ironing your pants you'd go to the effort of changing your pants daily. If your minging you ain't gonna be ironing your pants - oh unless they iron their dirty pants to make them look fresh

Salmo you living your life through your virtual kicker pie chart