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How often do you change your pants?

475 replies

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 20:41

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

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thegreylady · 31/03/2013 22:08

Mine are all either M&S or Sloggis.

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 22:08

Just throw some talc on garlic. Wink

harverina · 31/03/2013 22:09

I know someone who doesn't change their pants everyday. They took 1 spare pair of pants on a 5 day holiday but took clean socks for every day. Logic?

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 22:09

But Bunny, don't you find it a bit painful when the foof jus attaches your pubes to the gusset and you unknowingly take them off?

BarredfromhavingStella · 31/03/2013 22:09

Never.

garlicbrunch · 31/03/2013 22:10

knicker stickers to absorb excess foof juice

Now THAT's a brilliant campaign in the making!

"Foof juice? Knicker stickers! Job's a good'un!" Grin

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 22:11

Pubes Katie? I thought all MNetters were Kojak stylee in the foof regions.

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:11

Who is this person haverina?

Is it an MNer?

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KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 22:12

They are after a foof jus wax...

garlicbrunch · 31/03/2013 22:12

Harverina, they use socks as knicker stickers?

Not sure Talc would agree to being thrown on my fanjo, Sparkling.

nenevomito · 31/03/2013 22:12

'sexitime' pants. [bushock]

What kind of monstrosities are those???

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:13

Wot, actual Never Barred?

Or some sort of metaphorical Never.

I'm trying to raise the tone here...

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Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 22:13

Grin Katie. Or sticking the knicker sticker the wrong way up.

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:14

I'm too old to have "sexi-time" pants. Sad

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Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:14

Or maybe that should be aGrin

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Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:15

Or a Angry?

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CotherMuckingFunt · 31/03/2013 22:16

Fuck me backwards with a red slipper. I have something MN approved Shock

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:16

Or maybe a Envy

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KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 22:16

Sexitime pants can be found in Primark, in the thrush section.

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:16

Wot?

Sloggis?

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EnchantedBunny · 31/03/2013 22:16

Ooh Katie yes, there is always that risk...[bublush]

I am quite impressed that my classy 'foof juice' has been poshified to a rather sophisticated 'foof jus'! [busmile]

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:17

To Cother by the way.

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KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 22:17

It is MN, we have standards y'know Grin

CotherMuckingFunt · 31/03/2013 22:18

Sloggis indeed. An I change them occasionally. Next I'll be coordinating my scarf with my nail varnish and cleaning my loo with bracken.

MousyMouse · 31/03/2013 22:18

chistmas and easter
if I need it or not.