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Original poster

Ones got the shits

36 replies

debbie1412 · 03/03/2013 17:42

Seriously do we need to know the queen has a bad case of S&D. And does she really want the world knowing about it.

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ToeCap · 03/03/2013 17:43

I know, not necessary to go into details, just say the queen is recovering from a virus or some shit. Well not shit Grin

ToeCap · 03/03/2013 17:44

Wonder if she has the ring of fire though. Phil might have been slathering on the sudocream for her.

roadkillbunny · 03/03/2013 17:52

I had a good internal giggle about the wording used by the bbc yesterday where they talked about the sickness and 'irritation' but danced round any words close to admitting that yes, the queen does poo and more to the point, rather allot just at the moment! Grin

ToeCap · 03/03/2013 17:53

I expect the royal laundry is busy.

thegreylady · 03/03/2013 17:55

She is a sick old lady and our head of state :(
Quite unnecessary to be snide about it.

Lynned · 03/03/2013 17:58

Bet she's had to spend a lot of time on the throne Grin disclaimer, just a joke, I am sorry she is ill Hmm

Dawndonna · 03/03/2013 17:59

One doesn't give a shit!

ToeCap · 03/03/2013 18:04

greyLady - We love a bit of toilet humour in this country and I bet the royals do to, behind closed doors

andubelievedthat · 03/03/2013 18:50

Yes , sad to realise but even members of the "firm " sometimes have to do a (royal )shit .

BettySuarez · 03/03/2013 18:53

I follow a spoof Quern on Twitter whose latest tweet is

"@Queen_UK: Ok, who does one have to knight in this hospital to get a gin smuggled in?". Grin Grin

Still18atheart · 03/03/2013 18:56

I love @Queen_UK her tweets are the best. Actually I think all the spoof royal family twitters are hilarious

PeneloPeePitstop · 03/03/2013 18:59

Oh this thread is my spiritual home Grin

corblimeymadam · 03/03/2013 19:12

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PeneloPeePitstop · 03/03/2013 19:28

They probably think pukey is more palatable than brown rain Wink

ToeCap · 03/03/2013 19:55

pmsl brown rain

meddie · 03/03/2013 19:59

friends facebook led with

BREAKING NEWS.....Queen has a poo!!

I must admit I sniggered.

Enfyshedd · 03/03/2013 20:50

I feel sorry for her. She's an old lady (same age as my DGF) who's not very well at the moment, and can't be poorly in peace.

idiot55 · 03/03/2013 21:13

poor woman, who likes having a stomach bug, never mind knowing the whole worls knows about it.

willesden · 03/03/2013 22:05

Oh look, another childish, attention-seeking thread.

hmc · 03/03/2013 22:08

It's really not news and has no place in the headlines

Original poster
debbie1412 · 03/03/2013 22:13

No body asked you to read my childish attention seeking thread !

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Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 22:16

I said the same yesterday Grin

PeneloPeePitstop · 03/03/2013 22:40

Oh look! Thread police! Run away!

hmc · 03/03/2013 22:46

She's probably one of those flag waving, jingoistic, jam making, bunting obsessed, Tory voting Royalists

PowerPants · 03/03/2013 22:47

Toe Cap that made me laugh out loud.