Ones got the shits

[debbie1412]

Seriously do we need to know the queen has a bad case of S&D. And does she really want the world knowing about it.

I bet she has that lovely quilted loo roll.

Hope she's keeping it in the fridge

86 year old woman has d&v and has been forced to take time of work.
And has now been hospitalised for it.
That's so funny.

I was a bit astonished at the Radio 4 News comment that "The Queen is in good spirits despite her admission to hospital". Only "good spirits" and a nasty attack of gastroenteritis seem kind of incompatible.

I'd have thought there were better ways to express that she's not causing them concern and is feeling reasonable despite the circumstances. But "in good spirits" suggests she's sat, merrily on a commode conducting some sort of Chas N' Dave pub sing-song.

Ah well, least there's no chance of her dying of thirst / starvation like far too many 86 year olds have this year.

pandemonida Maybe she is sitting on the commode singing chas n dave

or pandemoniaa even

Old lady gets ill, so funny.

Poor thing having tat plastered all over te media. Could they not sayshe hada virus or something

well, I would lay the blame with the Royal advisors to the media. Who clearly have not thought things through. What did they expect? ER has the squits, or course there will be jokes.

Poor old Charles, Every time he phones the hospital to ask how she is, they hang up on him!