To think this is my thread

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

And there's nothing YOU can do about it.

Hah!

You can't have the tortoise. It's locked in HotPinkPigeonWearingLederhosen's fridge. :( She is becoming very possessive.

How about if we use the rhinoceros to open the fridge and then we can put the tortoise and the snake in the bag and leg it?

babiesinslingsgetcoveredinfood
Do intend on using force and have you any plans for the tortoise?

I think it might be a bit insensitive to 'leg it' with a snake. You might upset her/him. :(

Hahaha I didn't think of that :( we can slide out the back door

Oh and you can blame me for your card mishap HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen, but we all know that you put your hand down the loo.
That's how you catch boy germs dontch know!

Does anyone remember the thread where the op asked if she was unreasonable to keep her dog in the fridge when the LandLord came round?

Hahahaha poo crumbs actually just made me queasy

:( she killed the bloody bunny. That's insane. I told her not to.

I'm just glad it wasn't the tortoise, phew!

I have the microchip details for this thread, which proves it is mine!

Yes, what happened with the rabbit thread?

She had it pts? Well...that is a bit...can I say what I think that is, or will I get shouted at?

Say it say it

...wasteful! There's good eating on a rabbit!

Joking, btw. Poor rabbit. RIP bunny

I don't think she really did, it was all very dramatic and flouncy.