To think this is my thread

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And there's nothing YOU can do about it.

Hah!

Didn't the op murder the poor bunny

Stop hijacking the thread we're trying to steal Cluffy.

I think it tuned for the worse when she supposedly had the bunny killed and blamed us

Anyway, this may be your thread, but we can squat in it!

atthewelles
You can't tell me what to do.
I stole this thread and non of you losers even noticed.

I didn't want it anyway. Cluffy. I've loads and loads of nicer threads at home and my dad's buying me another one at the weekend.

I've just droppedy debit card down the toilet

Look, if you rally want a thread I've got a mate who can do you a much better one for (ahem) not very much.
And you can't squat in a thread, since Sept 2012 squatting is illegal.

Don't wipe your arse on your cards.
My old nan gave me that advice years ago and it's always done me well.

atthewelles
Yeah but...
Oh never mind.

I'm afraid no payments have been made on this thread for quite some time. I'm going to have to repossess it.

Unless , & don't tell my guv'nor, you've got a grip, or a mind you could let me have instead. Or a life, I'd settle for a life...

Cluffy, really?! It was a harmless thread this morning. She wasn't really going to kill the bunny was she?

LTB ODFOD

She said she took bunny to the vets and had it pts.
I don't think she really did. She just said it as people were having a go at her, saying she was cruel to it.

I recon she's sitting stroking bunniekins and reading this very thread.

So Mnetters are being blamed for the Bunnys demise?

This is excellent news. I shall now blame all of you for all undesirable life events. In fact I distinctly remember it being Cluffys fault I dropped by debit card down the UBend.

My debit card.

So if you've got no debit card how are you going to buy this thread back ?
Although I do take cash

I have the debit card. In fact you could say I'm rather flush

I don't need to buy it back. It's MINE!

If MNHQ dispute this I shall print it and send it to Mnetters via pigeon.

MNHQ will probably eat the pigeon. Stewed in gin. :( Still, at least it's not rabbit. Or tortoise.

Pigieon stewed in gin makes a change from Olivia stewed in Gin.

You put tortoises in fridges not gin. That's what they told me on my chicken soup thread.

I don't want a tortoise in my fridge.

I will take the tortoise and the thread! Sold!

And also the gin if the price is right