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To wish I was as "fat" as Kelly Brook?

63 replies

SamuelWestsMistress · 12/02/2013 17:17

Been reading a few comments on the Internet about her enormous size. Even pea brained, football titted, orange, freakoid Jordan, called her a heifer.

I think she's absolutely stunning! She's always had an incredible shape.

Here is a link to the DM for anyone who can be arsed with such woman hating bollocks. How do they know she's put on 10lbs? Have they hacked her scales?

AIBU to be just so fed up with the media's obsession over weight?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2277470/Kelly-Brook-gains-10lbs-comfort-eats-split-rugby-player-beau-Thom-Evans.html#axzz2KRFhHW1r

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GhoulWithADragonTattoo · 12/02/2013 17:22

She's beautiful and a normal weight.

Feminine · 12/02/2013 17:23

When I see her, she cheers me up!

her energy I think?

JustCallMeFish · 12/02/2013 17:23

I know op, she's such a minger!! Can you imagine having to look at that every morning in the mirror Shock

HoHoHoNoYouDont · 12/02/2013 17:25

I cannot stand the obsession papers have with guessing stating a woman's size. WTF has it got to do with anything. You don't see them going on about the size of bloke's cocks do you.

MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 12/02/2013 17:25

Jordan's comments stem from jealousy, understandable since Jordan's looks are fading fast.

I think most bitchy comments are jealousy related.

Kelly Brook is stunning and comes across as a really lovely person.

:)

fatlazymummy · 12/02/2013 17:26

Sorry, but she does look overweight in that photo. I wouldn't call her a heifer but I wouldn't want to be that size either.

fatlazymummy · 12/02/2013 17:27

I agree Jordan comes across as jealous though and Kelly is much prettier than her.

mrsjay · 12/02/2013 17:28

katie price is just a bitch who is jealous because she has ruined her looks with stupid surgeries and is obsessed with how other women look I actually look like kelly brook it is such a bind Grin

HollyBerryBush · 12/02/2013 17:29

She could do with wearing a bikini that fits - if you wear something too small and you strain the material and pop out you will look larger than you really are. Not mention the bad posture on the sun lounger, hunch back gives the illusion of a tummy.

Don'tcha love the press, just looking for unflattering shots all the time?

KatoPotato · 12/02/2013 17:29

Daily Mail or the daily Josie bleedin Gibson!

Can anyone enlighten me when Patsy Kensit was ever fat? she's WW new poster girl with the glaring exception of a 'before' pic??

Antipag · 12/02/2013 17:30

YANBU it is ridiculous, skewed and unhealthy. To me it is the obsession with size that is so damaging to self esteem in young people. I am 5'7 and a healthy weight according to the hideously unhelpful and outdated BMI measurement and I am a size 14, my family really do have big bones (and boobs) and I have only ever been a size 8-10 when I was suffering from anorexia in my early twenties. Yet women in the public eye who are a size 14 are considered to be compulsive overeating lardypants Sad

RedToothBrush · 12/02/2013 17:30

You know how Katie Price makes a living right?

She's a self publicist. And as the old saying goes "there is no such thing as bad press".

She's very good at her job. So good you started a thread about her.
I actually think its got very little to do with jealously and everything to do with knowing how to generate headlines.

Feminine · 12/02/2013 17:31

fatlazy seriously? what size are you? I'll bet my last pancake Kelly is no more than a size 10!

The camera really does add pounds ....and pounds you know!

cupcake78 · 12/02/2013 17:31

Kelly Brooke is beautiful. She has a normal body. It's about time we started to appreciate that curves are healthy.

Cakethrow · 12/02/2013 17:32

You know the DM are being ultra unreasonable when even the comments underneath are largely in support of the criticised celebrity!

mrsjay · 12/02/2013 17:32

but she isnt fat that is not fat she looks amazing Envy

FreudiansSlipper · 12/02/2013 17:34

I think she has a fantastic figure

KP well maybe she is jealous who knows she does not come across as the most secure woman but she also likes attention and her comments have got her that

mrsjay · 12/02/2013 17:37

she does not come across as the most secure woman but she also likes attention and her comments have got her that

you are right she thrives on attention doesn't she it is her bread and butter so to speak

Bogeyface · 12/02/2013 17:39

Since when is a sizw 10-12 look "over weight"?!

She has a tummy and doesnt have matchstick legs, that actually normal, looking like a xylophone nailed to a broom handle, isnt.

Bogeyface · 12/02/2013 17:39

sorry for ypos, on my phone

Branleuse · 12/02/2013 17:40

looks like shes put 9on about 2stone, not 10lb. Doesnt even look like her.

Still looks normal, but she looked better before.

Obviously her worth as a person is not based on her looks, but judging how thick she was when presenting the big breakfast I always thought it was a good job she was so pretty.

mrsjay · 12/02/2013 17:41

She has a tummy and doesnt have matchstick legs, that actually normal, looking like a xylophone nailed to a broom handle, isnt.

exactly women are supposed to have hips and a tummy it is how we are supposed to look ( oh i wish i looked like K B Grin )

Bogeyface · 12/02/2013 17:42

2 stone?!!!! She looks like she had a big breakfast, not ate a fucking elephant.

Some of the responses on here just prove how the idea of a normal sized woman is skewed. She is a 10-12 ffs!

ChestyLeRoux · 12/02/2013 17:42

She looks really good in all the other photos,bit does look a bit overweight in the top one.No need to be horrible in the comments about her though.

Branleuse · 12/02/2013 17:43

she doesnt look any bigger in the bottom pictures, but in that first one

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