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To wish I was as "fat" as Kelly Brook?

63 replies

SamuelWestsMistress · 12/02/2013 17:17

Been reading a few comments on the Internet about her enormous size. Even pea brained, football titted, orange, freakoid Jordan, called her a heifer.

I think she's absolutely stunning! She's always had an incredible shape.

Here is a link to the DM for anyone who can be arsed with such woman hating bollocks. How do they know she's put on 10lbs? Have they hacked her scales?

AIBU to be just so fed up with the media's obsession over weight?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2277470/Kelly-Brook-gains-10lbs-comfort-eats-split-rugby-player-beau-Thom-Evans.html#axzz2KRFhHW1r

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ChoudeBruxelles · 12/02/2013 18:53

Omg! I wish I was that fat! She is leaning forward so her tummy is sort of bunching up. Mine does that without any help.

She's a size 10-12 ffs

noddyholder · 12/02/2013 18:55

She is average looking which is healthy to see in the media but she looks better slimmer which most busty people do. I have big boobs and can look heavy if I gain even a pound or 2. When I was her age before having kids I would have been unhappy being that size which I suppose proves the point that we all have a skewed image of what is slim.

Sallystyle · 12/02/2013 18:59

I think the first picture is just unflattering. She has a beautiful figure but she is sitting down and the angle the photographer used is enough to make a stick incest look heavier.

I am not overweight but after having five children my stomach looks a mess when I sit up sigh

Theicingontop · 12/02/2013 19:01

Yes, I think I need to be as fat as Kelly Brook too. Sign me up for her diet.

SaladIsMyFriend · 12/02/2013 19:03

YANBU she is beautiful.

bedmonster · 12/02/2013 19:07

Well when I sit down I get rolls. More than that. Im a size 14 and about 13 stone, 5'8. I still look okay with clothes on. She still looks fantastic in a bikini, rolls or not.
Is she supposed to be trendily starving herself post break up or something?

Remotecontrolduck · 12/02/2013 19:50

My DD is a size 6. In that position on a sunlounger, she has a couple of little rolls too. Unless you spend a ridiculous amount of time in the gym getting rock hard abs, everyone has rolls sat like that!!

Look at her in the other pics standing up, she looks great. What a ludicrous article.

Adversecamber · 12/02/2013 21:14

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EarlyMorningBaconDemon · 12/02/2013 21:34

Bone structure plays a MAHOOSIVE part in any kind of size.

My absolutely beautiful best friend is getting married this year and had a complete mental breakdown at one point. She has lost around three stone and looks fucking brilliant for it, but because of her hips and the style of dres she wants she's had to go for a 16. She's very "wide" if you see what I mean.

Well, the snobby fucking bitch of a TWIG behind the counter gave her a simpering smile and told her that it's a shame, but "not everyone can be beautiful on their big day", and that she's sure "he won't mind what size you are luvvie!"

I nearly smacked her, she's got such issues with her weight and this just seriously affected her. She stopped eating at one point!

But YANBU - I think people should SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SIZES. Especially THE DAILY FUCKING HEIL!

Midori1999 · 12/02/2013 21:36

Kelly Brooke is stunning and her figure is amazing. The photographer just caught her in an unflattering pose, as can be seen by the other photo linked or taken the same day it's same bikini, just standing up. They are vile and pathetic to try and get an article out of a bad photo.

Hopefully Kelly can just laugh this off.

I too would love to be as 'fat' as her.

fridgepants · 12/02/2013 21:48

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flippinada · 12/02/2013 21:53

I don't read the DM on principle but I can imagine (deliberately unflattering shot, spiteful passive aggressive commentary about weight gain, digs about relationship status, off the scale horrible remarks in the comments section etc).

Kelly Brook looks fine. She's a great looking woman and no two ways about it. Perhaps she's put a bit of weight on. So what?

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