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to have eaten...

442 replies

benbobaggins · 10/02/2013 19:11

nearly 48 Cadbury creme eggs this weekend? I bought a box on friday and they're nearly all gone Blush

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Doyouthinktheysaurus · 10/02/2013 19:47

I think I could eat you under the table in a Bounty eating contest Hecate

Don't even get me started on toffee crisps, they don't even touch the sidesBlush

Disclaimer- I do generally eat a balanced diet and I run upwards of 30 miles most weeks.....

benbobaggins · 10/02/2013 19:47

no Grin wouldn't want to waste any and pickle I bow down to you, fitting a whole one in your mouth, I can't do that I may have tried and it got stuck and I gagged

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EnjoyResponsibly · 10/02/2013 19:47

Like this OP?

BlahBlahBlahhh · 10/02/2013 19:47

You say you have a few spots erupting....be careful when you squeeze them...I wouldn't be surprised if the pus is creamy white with a hint of yellow !

usualsuspect · 10/02/2013 19:47

is this you OP?

EnjoyResponsibly · 10/02/2013 19:49

Nice job Usual you've blown Ops cunning disguise!

benbobaggins · 10/02/2013 19:49

loving the pics, I want a creme egg suit

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HecateWhoopass · 10/02/2013 19:49

you mean you crush them in your throat, pickled?

Rippling throat muscles.

You must have to beat the blokes off with a stick.

I doubt it, Doyou. But you could try. Grin

PickledInAPearTree · 10/02/2013 19:50

I eat balanced diet but if I had a huge box of the devils eggs in my house it would be eggy carnage!

yaimee · 10/02/2013 19:50

Has anyone tried the new cadburys eggs, think they're filled with mousse, they come in a little egg carton. They look yum!

BeerTricksPotter · 10/02/2013 19:50

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NameAndChanged · 10/02/2013 19:50

I remember getting a creme egg easter egg when younger and nearly crapping myself with excitement at the prospect of the goo inside the giant egg. Then I realised it was hallow :(

Im a PIG but I could only do a few a day!

yaimee · 10/02/2013 19:51

Heeheehee "hecate"

PickledInAPearTree · 10/02/2013 19:52

I had to eat them on the hoof in work so if shove a whole one in, melt it a bit squash it and down.

If a customer came I'd have to swallow it.

It was the only source if food in my little till cage I had to sit in!

CajaDeLaMemoria · 10/02/2013 19:52

Yaimee - they aren't great :( I bought a 4 pack from Ocado and halved the first one with OH...neither of us thought very much of it, and the remaining three have been there for a fortnight at least.

They are a lot of calories and taste rather like plastic.

benbobaggins · 10/02/2013 19:53

don't really like the look of the ones in the purple box, it's all about the goo

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WorryDoll · 10/02/2013 19:54

I've eaten 6 Creme Eggs this weekend. I don't feel so bad now.

yaimee · 10/02/2013 19:54

:( noooo! Glad I asked now, would have been crushed if I'd bought them and they'd have been horrid! Thanks caja!

PickledInAPearTree · 10/02/2013 19:54

Egg & spoon jobbies? Too civilised if you ask me!

squeakytoy · 10/02/2013 19:56

Gluttony to that extent is something I would be ashamed of, not laughing about.

And as for the 5:2 diet.. it doesnt mean that you can eat your own body weight in chocolate on the days when you can eat "normally". Starving yourself tomorrow will not stop 6 days worth of calories in two days from weight on, or clogging up your arteries.

kinkyfuckery · 10/02/2013 19:57

That's a whole load of creme eggs!

usualsuspect · 10/02/2013 19:58

Nowt wrong with a bit of gluttony now and again.

zcos · 10/02/2013 19:58

wow 48 I ate a whole medium pack of mini ones earlier today now I don't feel so bad but I can't really bulk buy or anything I will just go back AMD back.for more ... I used to be a size 10-12 but now 14 after dd Sad how did that happen!!

benbobaggins · 10/02/2013 19:59

thank you for your opinion squeaky I've taken it on board and have decided to have another one

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kim147 · 10/02/2013 20:00

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