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To think animals are just disgusting?

156 replies

Stinkyminkymoo · 04/02/2013 21:07

I'm house sitting for my parents and am sitting on the sofa bf the baby and the cat has shot across the room back & forth because she has a shit stuck in her bum. Got DH to pull it out but luckily for both him & the cat it fell out before he did.

He then left to go home and the dog was sick. Then ate it. Boak.

This is why I love my horses, no arse-then-face licking, no eating-shit/vom and no rolling in stinky dead animals. Shock

Anyone else got rank animals? Smile

OP posts:
LynetteScavo · 04/02/2013 21:10

Horses have massive ugly willies and do massive ugly poos while walking.

Some humans are revolting...dandruff, B.O., wind....

fridayfreedom · 04/02/2013 21:13

Have you ever cleaned out a male guinea pigs's anal sack???

LST · 04/02/2013 21:14

Yup I've got 3 cats and a dog that likes to dig up their shit and eat it...

He does like his teeth cleaned though...Grin

CarlingBlackMabel · 04/02/2013 21:23

People always go on about animals being clean because they lick themselves.

Yes, they lick themselves all over, having eaten shit, vomit and licked their balls and doubtless the contents of their anal sacs. Whatever they are.

ledkr · 04/02/2013 21:25

I agree. Would never hurt one don't even eat them but ugh they are fucking vile and make me squeamish especially foamy doggy drool isn't a horse an animal though Hmm

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2013 21:25

At least my dog doesn't shit in the middle of the road and then flick it up and over the rider with his tail...like my mate's horse does Grin

Not that I ride my dog you understand Shock

Twattybollocks · 04/02/2013 21:26

I have a horse, he shits in his own water bucket every single bloody night. He also has the worst rim cheese I have ever seen on a horse.
The dog, whilst annoying with the face/arse licking and the rolling in fox shit, is actually quite pleasant in comparison.

Uppermid · 04/02/2013 21:26

Cos humans are sooooo clean!

WorriedMummy73 · 04/02/2013 21:26

Yep, have seen my cats vomit all over the tv, spray into the video (way back when) AND into my Dad's amp (he was maaaaad) and seen one dog bolt her food and vomit it back up, only for the other dog to eat it! Still love my pets though, even though they are truly disgusting.

ledkr · 04/02/2013 21:28

I already feel sick now

Naysa · 04/02/2013 21:28

Dog mouths are apparently cleaner than our's.

You'll be grateful for a bit of cat poo when you cleaning smegma out of a horse's sheath. The smell stays with you.

ledkr · 04/02/2013 21:30

Naysa that's a myth. When I worked in a and e we were always told to be extra cautious of a dig bite. Very jubby mouths indeed

LST · 04/02/2013 21:30

Tbh I'd say Ds and the dog are on parr with the cleanliness thang..

mrsbunnylove · 04/02/2013 21:30

one of my four rabbits had a sticky bum yesterday and had to have a bath. i've never bathed a rabbit before and expected bites and scratches. no. she loved it. and then when i couldn't find my hairdryer and had to make an emergency dash to asda to buy one specially, she loved having her hair dried.

her bum was a bit smelly. i'm trying not to think of that part.
i wouldn't keep guinea pigs for anything.

Twattybollocks · 04/02/2013 21:30

Naysa- oh god yes the smell! He is so bad that I get a whiff every time I do up his girth, and yes, the smell stays with you for ever!

Juanca · 04/02/2013 21:33

Have you ever cleaned out a male guinea pigs's anal sack???

Grin
manicbmc · 04/02/2013 21:34

I once read a whole thread dedicated to cleaning a horses cheesy dong. Not on this forum but on a parenting forum. Grin

FlorriesDragons · 04/02/2013 21:35

My husband has two dogs (they absolutely aren't mine Grin) and I cannot stand the mess they make. Hair, grit, wet paws, throwing their food around, sick, poo in the garden. I can't handle it. And I end up cleaning up after them because he is so lax and we have two young children in the house. Heinfuriates me.

MotheringShites · 04/02/2013 21:36

Animals are all revolting....without any exceptions. I absolutely detest the way cats and dogs sit on everything in the housewith their dirty anus (ani??) exposed. Imagine if a person spread their arse cheeks and sat their chocolate starfish on your soft furnishings. Then there's the piss, spray, drool, stench. Don't get me started on the hair!

I cannot fathom why so many people adore them but each to their own.

TheOriginalLadyFT · 04/02/2013 21:37

Stop, stop, am just roaring at this thread

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2013 21:37

I kind of want to nominate Twattybollocks' post as the best post ever

But somehow it feels so wrong Grin

Binkyridesagain · 04/02/2013 21:39

The dog and I are competing tonight, who can produce the most noxious gas?
I'm winning, Grin

charlottehere · 04/02/2013 21:39

My cat wiped her arse on the floor this morning. I didn't notice until it had been walked in numerous times

MrsBW · 04/02/2013 21:44

Laughed at 'rim cheese'

Laughed so much I couldn't tell my husband why I was laughing for 40 secs at 'smegma out of a horse's sheath'

Literally crying and howling at 'horse's cheesy dong'

Lindsay321 · 04/02/2013 21:49

"cheesy dong" Smile

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