To think animals are just disgusting?

[Stinkyminkymoo]

I'm house sitting for my parents and am sitting on the sofa bf the baby and the cat has shot across the room back & forth because she has a shit stuck in her bum. Got DH to pull it out but luckily for both him & the cat it fell out before he did.

He then left to go home and the dog was sick. Then ate it. Boak.

This is why I love my horses, no arse-then-face licking, no eating-shit/vom and no rolling in stinky dead animals.

Anyone else got rank animals?

[50BalesOfHay]

My mare likes going to the pub. We met a gelding there. She fancied him as she was in season. Cue her lifting her tail to flash her bits (called winking) then sloshing gallons of fanny juice onto the tarmac. A right proper posh family sunday lunch pub as well. If people behaved like horses everyone in a nightclub would need wellies.

Give me a monthly (private) knob wash of my gelding any day

[HecateWhoopass]

neveradullmoment, erm.

not sure how to ask this without risking you taking great offence

did having his balls licked by the dog not put your husband off? Giving them a good licking would suggest time taken. Was your husband not leaping up and yelling ROVER, gerroff me plums...

or did he think you had just performed the best sex trick EVER?

[HecateWhoopass]

" If people behaved like horses everyone in a nightclub would need wellies."

I may actually die from the laughing.

[HecateWhoopass]

oh god. please add without the grin, that really sounds sarcastic!

and people wonder why I use so many emoticons

[TroublesomeEx]

Have bookmarked this thread for the next time DD (6) starts pestering for a puppy or a kitten...

[AmberSocks]

i have 2 cats and we have only had a couple of accidents when one of them was a kitten,they seem clean enough to me.

[JollyRedGiant]

This, and my allergies are why we don't have pets beyond fish.

The worst you have to do with tropical fish is clean the tank regularly and put them down humanely if they are very ill.

[Lovecat]

I was told that if a gelding had never had his sheath cleaned out then you should leave well alone, but once it had been done, you needed to keep doing it as his natural internal balance would be disturbed. My gelding had never been cleaned and so I never did him, 10 years on and he hasn't had any issues.

Mares dribbling/squirting and thrusting their arses at you at every given opportunity, however... ew!

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Oh my cats are both immaculately clean. I've had them from 8 weeks and not one accident or indoor puke from either of them.

They just love each other very very much!

[Stinkyminkymoo]

Lovecat, that's what I thought until I turned up at the yard one morning to see my poor BigHorse with a massively swollen sheath - think like a bulls ball sack.

When I got through to my vet because that's a conversation you want to have at work he pitched up, jabbed him with a sedative, handed me a pair of gloves and I got charged £75 for the privilege of cleaning my own horses knob!

[piprabbit]

How do wild guinea pigs tackle their impacted anal sacks?

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

Yanbu. Yuck.

[NameGotLostInCyberspace]

And this is why I will never agree to pets. Thank you.

The End.

[Stinkyminkymoo]

Sooo... Who googled Guinea pig anal sacks? Go on. Own up.

[Mandy2003]

Oooh, oooh, I read that cheesy horse dong one too manicbmc!! What site was that again? Surely not Nethuns was it

[therugratref]

Hello Mandy and Manic I remember The crusty dong thread back in the glory days it was hysterical. I have owned many geldings in my life I have never decrusted a dong, ever.
Incestuous, gay, catty bum sex......I am crying, describes my two otherwise immaculate, clean felines perfectly.

[Mandy2003]

I've just done an advanced search and IT WAS ON HERE in the Pets topic from 2008! Pandora69 does the description, it starts by saying "Introduce Mr Horse to Mr Hand..."

5 years ago - you can see I was scarred for life

[Wheresmycaffeinedrip]

See, I have no problem doing even gruesome jobs with animals, they are our responsibility to look after and clean no matter how many penises and bums we have to look at. --you haven't lived til
U have helped give a cat an enema-- :o

It's grown men/woman who chose to not wash or use deodorant and wash their hair that make me go

I'd still take cleaning a horses bits over sitting next to men stinking of piss!!! (men of capable mind though I'm
Not such a bitch I'd be mean about medical
Conditions that can't be helped) :)

[DoctorAnge]

They are so disgusting. Esp dogs who rim each others shitty bums them come and lick their owners and childs faces.
Lovely...

[Tailtwister]

Your post brings back memories 50balesofhay! I had a mare when I was a teenager and she used to squeal when she was in season and spied her favourite beau.

[portraitoftheartist]

For everything disgusting about animals there's something as bad or worse which humans do. We are also deliberately, inventively cruel to other humans as well as animals.

[AhsataN]

well i have a vile cat who whenever he needs a shit refuses to use the litter tray just takes a shit behind my oven or washing machine. other wise hes murdering the neighbors pet rabbit or nice robin red breasts.

i have a mare and she is just as dirty always farting when you pick her feet out or winking when shes in season when you brush her tail.
there is a lady at our yard who owns two geldings, she is in her late 70s she takes great pleasure in extracting dick cheese from their sheaths. with her bare hands she sticks them up their sheath rummages around and pulls out their willy and peels off the cheese. leaving a delightful pile of crust on the floor. when i was suffering with morning sickness i did loose control slighty upon seeing a mountain of smeg in front of me.

[ThatVikRinA22]

oh blimey....so whether i get a boy or a girl hoss im in for grossness....i shall look forward to that one then.

[ThatVikRinA22]

oh and laughed at the needing wellies in the night club scenario....

[Labradorlover]

I've had two occasions where animals have eaten my puke while I'm vomitting.
About 20 hens scrambling for the result of a monster hangover, and my dogs delighting in re-eating my breakfast when I had morning sickness.