In my house we have:
2L Bacardi
1.5L Gordons Gin
75cl Famous Grouse [although I bloody hate whisky]
2 btl Carlsberg Export
1 unopened bottle of red wine bought in 2002 from a monastery in Cyprus
1/2 btl Pimms
1/4 btl Malibu flavoured with Lime opened in c1999
collection of various single shot bottles collected from mini-bars around the world
4 cans of bitter [puke]
1/2 btl of toffee vodka
Full btl of chilli vodka
oh oh oh and there's a bottle of Lambrini under the sink I got for Secret Santa 2 years ago 
AIBU to wonder if this is going to be sufficient to get us through these dark times ahead? This snow is forecasted to last about 3 months isn't it?
OMG when I type it all ou I definitely feel
. Or like throwing a party. That obvs no-one will be able to come to because of the snow 
I didn't buy any oxtail soup or tins of beans either, we are all doomed aren't we...