to feel like doing something mischevious to help ease the boredom...

[BrandonFlowersHoHoHo]

I'm lying in a hospital bed, wide awake, all I can hear are nurses walking about and the woman in the next bed snoring loudly. I'm thinking a bid for freedom or hiding under the bed for a bit. I've eaten all my sweets and now I'm starving.

Thank god you've got Mumsnet!

Wishing you a speedy recovery

Have you seen the time, be good and settle nicely, (next time share your sweets with me I have a terrible sweet tooth). Think of wild deeds with your dp, he must be missing you.

Hospital is horrid. Snoring peopke

Want to.play a game?

Run around the ward naked...screaming "I've escaped!"

Worra

Thanks HoHoHo :)

Thank god for Mumsnet! I asked the nurse for a valium (or 5) but she's having none of it haha!

Thanks HoHoHo :)

Thank god for Mumsnet! I asked the nurse for a valium (or 5) but she's having none of it haha!

Have you any marshmallows?

You could put them up the snoring woman's nostrils.

A game sounds good Sole :)

I may just try that Worra

A game sounds good Sole :)

I may just try that Worra

Hey OP, just noticed the HoHoHo in our names. Great minds think alike!

God this phone is double posting everything again. No offence if you all bugger off.

God this phone is double posting everything again. No offence if you all bugger off.

Get your pals to buy you lilies. Then get your dr to get Lilly pollen on his/her shirt. It's a bit amusing for a bit and lilies smell nice too. Sorry you aren't well and are bored x

I was feeling all Christmassy and Ho like

I was feeling all Christmassy and Ho like

Wish you well soon.

Why won't your nurse give you something to help you sleep?

It's like an echo!

Ask someone to bring in Maltesers and a straw, hours minutes of fun.

What I'd give for some marshmallows and lillies right now.

What I'd give for some marshmallows and lillies right now.

The nurse said she would be back in 10 mins and see how I was, that was about an hour ago! Mega short staffed, poor wee nurse looks a bit stressed, I'm afraid she'll give me a letal injection if I try talking to her again.

The nurse said she would be back in 10 mins and see how I was, that was about an hour ago! Mega short staffed, poor wee nurse looks a bit stressed, I'm afraid she'll give me a letal injection if I try talking to her again.

Or flick the Maltesers round the ward and then point to the woman opposite and tell the nurse she's shit the bed

[Grin] Worra. Now how do I get Maltesers smuggled in here...that's so funny. Well that's tomorrow sorted.

[Grin] Worra. Now how do I get Maltesers smuggled in here...that's so funny. Well that's tomorrow sorted.