Ooh the one that makes me bleurgh is the Saturday Kitchen French Chef (dark haired, cooks in a tiny kitchen flat in Paris)
The bowl she mixed her pastry in was a chipped enamel basin, looked like a dog bowl or a chamberpot 
But doesn't make me as Stabby as wheezy letch Anthony Worrell Thompson (I can't watch that Christmas Cooks programme seeing him chat up the female guests)