AIBU to pelt DP with sprouts?

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DP has decided that prior to the mahoosive Christmas lunch I am cooking, he and DC require a full English Breakfast (which he will cook).

Quite apart from the bulging bellies and farts mess that will be created, I won't be able to get near the fecking kitchen.

no no no nooooooo. pancakes, that's what you have on christmas morning. otherwise where's the room for the FEAST?

pancakes.

I know! How can he eat all that in the same day, let alone the same 4-5 hours?

Can we just all come over to yours for the lunch please. I promise to be truly grateful.

Defo pelt him

Arf at when

Am also currently cooking the clove-studded ham to go with the pickles and cheese for TEA tomorrow!

Yes darling, just not in my kitchen

YANBU. I would say that is one of the better uses of sprouts, you certainly can't eat them.

ItsAll couldn't agree more, I loathe sprouts - only cooking them for the others.

Anyone got a srout-sized pea-shooter?

Croissants, pain au chocolat & poptarts in our household. Plus chocolates of course!!!

Is it me or did that sound rude?

No, you can't have a full English brekky before chrimbo lunch! It won't fit!! Tell him no!! Bacon sarnies, yes.

I could always hide the sausages...

Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon with Bucks Fizz in this house!

A sprout sized pea shooter sounds a bit 'mucky' to me

"Which he will cook" - but will he also do the bloody washing up & clearing away after?

Have mahoosive breaky at 9-10am and eat at 3ish?

Ps deal is though that dh "does" breakfast including washing and tidying up if you're doing lunch.

Ps or do it our way - df is cooking breakfast and lunch :)

Yeah, I do that too. We dont have a Christmas lunch til about 3 though. I love the English breakfast thing:)

Forgot To get sprouts too. Only realised just now when lookin for them.

I love sprouts, lob them my way!

Salmon on Rye bread with bubbly for breakfast here (DD has pancakes)...it's just me and DD so really, it's me drinking all of then bubbly so I'm suitably merry come cooking the big meal ha

I love sprouts too :)

We normally go down the crosissants/bacon sarnies route here too but we don't cook on christmas day at all so having breakfast wouldn;t make a difference to us one way or the other.

We wont have dinner til 7/8 abd I still wouldn't want a fry up for breakfast the same day!

Krispy Kreme Snowman Doughnuts here for breakfast - all the cholesterol and calories of a full English in a sugary hit

DH has requested scrambled eggs with smoked salmon - i think not because we are having smoked salmon later for our starters, but I don't mind doing pancakes. Definitely no full English.

Depending where we are we either have:

Homemade pastries & Buck's Fizz (sisters)

Full Irish; like a full English but with white pudding and Buck's Fizz (Ma's )

Steak and Buck's Fizz, foe me, OH scrambled eggs and BF (other sister)

Selection box and Buck's Fizz (home)

Bacon sandwich and fizz (friends)