AIBU to pelt DP with sprouts?

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DP has decided that prior to the mahoosive Christmas lunch I am cooking, he and DC require a full English Breakfast (which he will cook).

Quite apart from the bulging bellies and farts mess that will be created, I won't be able to get near the fecking kitchen.

Save the full English for Boxing Day and have bubble and squeak with leftover sprouts and roast potatoes!

We are at PILs and they are having a lunch at 1 and then the main Xmas dinner at 5 - wtf!!!

Returning to the original OP, you can't use a sprout shooter designed like a peashooter, a wrapping paper tube will work but you need a mechanical puff as human lungs just aren't powerful enough.
The best thing is to rig a catapult with strong elastic, a wire coathanger works well.