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Nigella

44 replies

CockyPants · 17/12/2012 20:13

Fuck the fuck off.
And someone tell the man in the yellow sweater that it is vile.
Someone shove a panettone up her arse.
Please.

OP posts:
maillotjaune · 17/12/2012 20:14

Can't watch her. It's the flicking the hair like a pony.

Hassled · 17/12/2012 20:14

Thank you for this - have changed channels so I too can become nice and livid.

Actually I have a sneaking fondness for the innuendo-ridden sugar queen.

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CockyPants · 17/12/2012 20:17

"I'm in my element"= I am a pretentious cow.
The Italian phrases that are oh so cazh chucked in.
Hits head on DDS ELC pink kitchen in rage.

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toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:22

Watching her now. Fuck knows why. She really gets on my tits.

Changeforthrday · 17/12/2012 20:24

She just annoys nme greatly. Ever since her first book 'How to Eat'. I already knew, thank you very much. Irritating coat-tail-hanger-on.

I am assuming she did the posk-kid 'year abroad studying in Florence' (not that I'm jealous).

Mollydoggerson · 17/12/2012 20:25

I would love to know what work she has had done.

Annunziata · 17/12/2012 20:26

She's had work done? Shock

Do tell!

toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:26

Cap Pav

Hassled · 17/12/2012 20:26

Egg whites out of a carton? Where does she shop?

SugaricePlumFairy · 17/12/2012 20:26

I want that kitchen!!

Hassled · 17/12/2012 20:27

"Tinted ecru" - fuck off.

I still wish I looked like her though. I covet those eyebrows.

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 17/12/2012 20:28

Have turned over so I can shout at the screen. Grin

DS is in hysterics.

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 17/12/2012 20:29

A 'pav'??

Oh my god.

toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:30

Looks small now but it really does swell....oooerrr

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 17/12/2012 20:30

i lol'd at her soft peaks....

im just jealous. i want to be her....

toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:31

It's not a Pav. It's a cap Pav.

Annunziata · 17/12/2012 20:31

God I wish I was in Venice Envy

SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 17/12/2012 20:32

A cap pav?

Bloody hell.

toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:32

Just turned over to watch Stephen frays gadget man on channel 4. Much more entertaining.

toofattorun · 17/12/2012 20:32

Fry

Mollydoggerson · 17/12/2012 20:33

Cheek implants ?
Botox?
Weight loss surgery/lippo?

chinam · 17/12/2012 20:33

I've just told DH that I will most likely kick the TV screen in if he doesn't switch her off. Yes, I know how unreasonable I sound, but I don't care

Bakingnovice · 17/12/2012 20:34

No no no no no !! Please no!

I love her ( and am running off to the baking section before I'm
Flamed). My DS spent some time with her years ago via and work and said she was just lovely. Funny, kind and loyal.

Bakingnovice · 17/12/2012 20:34

Ds as is sister. Not son!

Walnutcakelover · 17/12/2012 20:36

I think she is gorgeous, but irritating.