Nigella

[CockyPants]

Fuck the fuck off.
And someone tell the man in the yellow sweater that it is vile.
Someone shove a panettone up her arse.
Please.

I can't believe she can't lift that turkey herself, good God.

The size of that Turkey slice is ridiculous

Is she actually tellling us to slice our turkeys like that?

I have to say though, I do kinda like her, she can't walk in high heels, she wore a burka style wetsuit when she had lots of weight on, she does seem a bit bonkers and that redeems the smugness.

I loooove that song

she is smug....and she has never done a days work in her life. what is she on about!

but i still wish i was her.....

what was the soul song played during her parrtay

She wants to skin a bear to have its fur as a coat. I can't reason with someone like that. Plus she is a fucking irritant.

I love Nigel Slater. The only TV chef I can stand.

guaraldi might have been the jazzy one - there was a soul one -

nigel slater - oh noooooooo

Until this series I loved her, now she gets right on my tits and needs to fuck off.

I don't mind Nigella and I really love her food. Yes, she does look a bit bonkers these days and she can't walk for shit in heels, but for someone who has had a lot of heartache in her life, she probably thinks oh fuck it. And why not.

YABU she's freaking awesome and if I can't be Patti Smith when I grow up I'd like to be Nigella.

BetSomebodyPointsMeToAYouTubeOfHerBeingABitchNowSoICan'tLikeHerAnyMoreTiggaxx

I think all the faux gluttony and excess seems very staged and insincere now she's no longer fat.

All that abbreviating, most annoying.

'time to spatch my pav'. She is truly bonkerserooni.

No no no to Nigel slater. Please no.

My ds , who is six, said he wants to stick his head in that (the pavlova) and eat his way out...

I love a bit of Nigella, she has such a lovely way of describing things.
Although i have no lesbian tendancies, she is truly one foxy lady.
I would so love to look like her & of course own her kitchen

Her and Kirsty should have their own channel, sponsored by waitrose, liberty and the conservative party.
I loathe their snow white / head girl / poshy milfy money is no object fuckery but I can't help but watch them. Gawd.