to think my DM is disgusting?!

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She has bought "Doggie Doo" for my ds for christmas! For those of you who are fortunate enough to not know it....www.doggiedoogame.com/

She is a filthy bitch gross! Told her it's got to live at her house!

Bad Grandma!!

My dsis bought it last year for dd- I threw it away the minute she left the house . It is not actually the worst present she bought dd1 a lovely book about different ways children die

Having seen threads about crap Christmas presents for kids on here, being gross is the least of your problems.

Best of luck getting it to work at all

I think that book would appeal to my ds1 actually

I want that book

Lol someone brought this to a family party last year and the kids of all ages loved it but I was a bit as we spend our lives keeping them away from the stuff!

I saw this game the other day - that really did make me go

Pig Goes Pop
£14 online
13 reviews Childrens action game Try to be the one that does not make the Pig go Pop Feed the pig the hamburgers and watch his tummy grow Feed the pig too many and his tummy will pop For 2-6 players Pig Goes Pop!

so basically a fun game about feeding somethin till it bursts. Lovely!

YABU but then I bought The Cub the original Grimm's fairy tales as children love gross things and when the bad guys get what is coming to them in a big way.

IsLookingForwardToReadingThemToTheCubWhenHe'sOlderTiggaxx

Doggy Doo is a great game,kids love it.

Kids are supposed to like gross things.

Sounds great! I'll take 2.

(I can't work out if the game includes farty noises)

OMG I want that book so much

and kids LOVE poo and snot and wee and willies - mine are getting some sort of Zombie brain lab this year!

yes, farty noises too - squidgy ones!

I love that book, want it

I think it's ok because it comes out as coloured play doh - no tooooo vile really. But it probably wouldn't occur to me to buy it!

Farty noises included! Oh DS will LOVE it and Grandma with continue to be "#1 bestest super grandma in the world ever". I refuse to have a dog because I don't wanna be cleaning be cleaning up after it I'll be damned if I am playing the sodding game! Ha!

I actually quite like the book! Lol!
DS can play pig goes pop with me on christmas day think I could manage a good imitation! I remember some kind of boody/snot game when I was a youngster, loved it!!

With = will
Boody = boogey!

Cold fingers brrrr

that books is great. My childrens favourite song at the mo is Dumb Ways to Die. They think it's hilarious

Gigondas why would you throw it out, do you find the toy that offensive?

Bought some keyrings as party favours where you squeezed the middles of various animals and poo came out of the end and was then subsequently sucked back in, the rest of the party bags were abandoned.

My daughter also has a book about a mole who gets pooed on and spends the rest of the story trying to find out who did it by cross-examining other animals and watching them do droppings. One of the most requested ever at bedtime.

Kids love all disgusting things doesn't mean that the people that buy the gifts like disgusting things or are disgusting, I have ocd level hygeine standards!

If you want the book , Xmas offer of first one to dm can have it - book is not my taste (but drawings are lovely ) and also dd as soppy as me Cries at stuff like that.

Main issue with game is it didn't work very well (it is quite hard to get the dog to poo!) and then it sheds plasticine everywhere .

My dad would find it hilarious... Luckily he hasn't seen it so DD is free from it although at 4 she'd probably love it. Kids do like gross things! I'd lighten up.

My dbil has decided not to get dds what I suggested and has bought them something they already have despite me telling him... That's frustrating.

Yes it's gross but kids love that kind of thing. So long as the poo isn't real I'd be happy for my dc to play it

Doggie Doo is fantastic.

I was weeping laughing when we played it. Weeping I tell you! Every squelch and fart made me laugh so much I nearly stopped breathing.

Can't be as bad as that snotty nose game, Gooey Louis is it? [boak]

I'm being lighthearted suzy no judgement here! (I used to love those keyrings lol). My DM is very clean and lovely and not disgusting in any way! She just thinks the game is hilarious, she's reliving her gross youth through my DS but it can be a Grandma's house game! Haha!

Princess you're right that is frustrating! I've never understood the point of asking if you're going to do the opposite anyway, my sister's MIL has just done the same for ds, leave em to it strange people they are!

I also have Gez Walsh's The spot on my bum, poem book. He came into our primary school and was my hero for about 6 weeks! Ha! Very gross and HYSTERICAL book, even better re-reading it with DS as an adult, I can appreciate the adult under tones so much more!

Gooey Louis that's the game I remember!! Yak!