AIBU to laugh hysterically over this?

[grumpyinthemornings]

I just sneezed and farted at the same time, and it's given me the giggles.

No real point to this, just wanted to share

[immature emotion]

Oh, christonabike! That's brilliant! Were you in Waitrose?

You never know you may get a bit of a cough this year and piss at the same time

No BlissfullyIgnorant, just at home bundled up in my duvet cos i'm not well.

But this has cheered me up no end

I coughed and burped at the same time yesterday... It was very unpleasant.

When I did work experience at school it was in an old peoples home and one little old lady used to guff with every step she walked, it was incredible, I've never known anyone expel as much wind. The memory always brings a smile whenever I'm feeling a bit blue.

What about this then OP.

Teen DS is 14 and had a couple of mates round.

DS called me into his bedroom, one of said something to make me laugh, I coughed and did the loudest/longest fart imaginable.

Their faces!

It was a kodak moment to be sure

ClippedPhoenix, that's brilliant! Looking forward to DCs hitting teenage for just that reason

Well, we have to get our own back somehow don't we now

Stay cosy and get better soon OP

DD(5) does that and it's hilarious! I do it and she is all catsbum and judgey at me....hypocrite :(

DS (21m) does this, it's hysterical!

Welcome to our world, grumpyinthemornings.

We have been waiting for you.

Did yo not let out a little wee at the same time OP?

or even disappointed

I farted loudly in bed the other night and made DH jump.

That's one to store away for a miserable day.

I did a ripper once, woke up and jumped out of bed thinking it was my alarm clock

I did a ripper once, woke up and jumped out of bed thinking it was my alarm clock

Fabulous

this thread has brightened up my tedious afternoon!

I have just properly belly laughed at this thread, thank you!

thank you, complexnumber. It's nice to be able to share these things

Glad I made you all laugh now I know what to do with all the other daft things that make me giggle!

Ha Ha.

I did a HUGE fart in bed with new bf a few months ago. It went on forever and I only woke up at the final crescendo. Before that I just heard it in my dreams. New bf made a funny little disgusted noise and I pretended to be asleep while blushing so much my face lit up the room. I was so so embarrassed I had ruined my ladylike image and told my best friend how mortified I was and how he would never see me the same way again.

Until last week 4 months later when not so new new BF asks me if I remembered that time he did the huge fart in bed and how mortified he was. The disgusted noise was because he was so embarassed and what would I think of him.

So the huge fart is actually a mystery fart and pretty bloody funny that we both spent ages agonising over how mortified we both were.

The first thing DS2 ever "said" that sounded like a real word was when we were all in bed, DH did a loud and smelly fart, and the baby "said" oooh nooo in a comedy Byker Grove accent. DH and I were in fits!

I can't believe that nobody has pointed out that its called a Snart

Ahh but notalones one was obviously a "love puff"

My nan did this a few years ago. She was in a supermarket when she sneezed and farted. She quickly looked round to see if anyone noticed and the young couple behind her burst out laughing. She put her basket on the floor and ran out of the shop. My mum and I cried laughing when she told us!