AIBU to laugh hysterically over this?

[grumpyinthemornings]

I just sneezed and farted at the same time, and it's given me the giggles.

No real point to this, just wanted to share

Just for cuteness I tried to teach DS (just turned 2) to say 'pardon me' after he does a fart. But he prefers to say 'OH MY GOD' (picked up when we were out for a walk and I shouted it when a massive dog was in a garden barking at our dog and then jumped over the fence and ran at us!) I don't have the heart to correct him as it is too funny and much more fitting sometimes!

Ohh just thought of another one.

I was on a date many moons ago and in those days all-in-ones were in fashion. I brought him upstairs for a pre-date drink. Only had a bedsit, so he sat on the sofa bed, not wanting to be too familiar I sat down with both legs together on the floor I then went for a sexy pose and lowered one leg to the floor, well, a huge fart came out. I nearly died with embarrassment and got a fit of the giggles, he sort of grinned and kept talking

It gets worse.

We went for a drink by the river and i decided to do a relaxed skim of my boots on the pavement. I accidently kicked a bit of dog shit into the air that hit some poor old bloke on the back of the head.

Thankyou for making my crap day better one

On my 3rd date with new fella (official date), which was a halloween dress up drinks night, I had just been strapped into my corset, looking lovely, went out on to the balcony to greet him (sexy, romantic) he put his arm around me, then let his hand slide down to my bum, and it was then that the corset took hold and pushed all the air out, and I managed to fart on his hand, not a short one either, loooooong and loud. He didn't move his hand immediately, but his eyes said he wanted to.

Excellent hairy, now there's another love puff

Dying at dog poo Phoenix

Pmsl

Need tons more threads like this!

OMG! Just found this!