To wonder where everyone is?

[Hullygully]

You know who you are.

Show yourselves.

well I know who I am... but I am not sure that I am one of the ones you are looking for...

You'll do, at least you have had the good manners to show up, susan dear.

Well I was wondering where you had been.

Hi Huls! How's the country?

I have a note from my mum.

I am here.

I am always here.

I don't know who I am. Or if I am.

Who am I???????????

I'm here. Where's the cake?

Yes, where are people? Have some of you namechanged? I am clearly not putting in the hours here. Who'd have thought 12 hours at work per week could affect my mumsnetting time so much ?

Hello all!

This is shaping up now, much more the ticket.

I'm here .

Have you thought about cutting back your hours at work Mintyy? You need to consider what's important....clue: it's MUMSNET

strikeout fail

I don't count as one of the ones but I'm sticking my oar in anyway.

EVERYONE counts Iggly

let's have no nonsense now.

If there's no cake, I'm not stopping!

I think I know who I am and I think I'm here. But I don't have an oar I could stick in. :( And if I had an oar, I wouldn't know where to stick it in. :(

Mintty, something clearly has to give. I suggest you go part part part part time and up your hours on here. Very sorry state of affairs.

Kind. The water? The shit stirring pot?

KNID, not kind. Though you might be.

I don't have cake but I have olives. I'm not sharing my olives though. I also have baguette, brie and fig relish.

I'm very kind. Very, very kind. But not kind enough to share my olives.

Will any water do for oar-sticking-in purposes? We don't have a shit stirring pot. :(

I'm here

Only because knid's food sounds über delish.

Hello, I'm here

I have cake as it happens. But you have to share your snacks with me before you can have some.