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118 replies

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 11:30

You know who you are.

Show yourselves.

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Hullygully · 06/11/2012 11:57

I have cake with almonds and cherries made for me for my birthday which was on Sunday...

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FrankWippery · 06/11/2012 11:57

Yes Knid, you can use the bath. Or the water butt. Or beat a butt. So many choices really.

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 11:58

I don't want any cake. I will share my baguette, brie and fig relish. Oh no, hold on, SkeletonButterfly has eaten it all! Shock And you're not getting my olives.

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 11:59

I don't have an oar though, Frank. :(

FrankWippery · 06/11/2012 11:59

Happy birthday for Sunday then Hully. 32nd wasn't it? It's my oldest DD's birthday today. She is now 19. Which is odd as I am just 29. This is true because my youngest is 3, so it's not actually possible for me to be any older.

FrankWippery · 06/11/2012 11:59

Use a stick.

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 11:59

Oh, so it was your birthday, Hully. That's interesting.

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 11:59

Oh go on then: Happy Birthday. :)

Iggly · 06/11/2012 12:00

Hurrah!

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 12:00

31, Frank.

And your maths is quite right re your dc. Well done.

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Jins · 06/11/2012 12:00

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuu

A fellow scorpio of course. I should have known instinctively

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 12:00

A stick? But then I would have to say I'll stick my stick in and that just doesn't sound right.

SkeletonButterfly · 06/11/2012 12:00

Sorry Blush

Am on a diet and couldn't resist Sad

I can offer squidgy cuddles from a 2 year old?

And a massive pot of tea. It's bloody enormous! Grin

I have a shit stirring pot. It's called Facebook Grin

Iggly · 06/11/2012 12:01

How old?

WitchesTit · 06/11/2012 12:01

Cakes a no no Hulls, am Eating peanut butter from the jar, with a knife

Jins · 06/11/2012 12:01

I'm going to be 31 again this year as well

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 12:01

I'm 27. I have been 27 for ... quite a few years.

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 12:01

Oh yes dear Jins.

Don't you remember the sign in as a Scorp thread (bet Knid does).?

My dd got me a funeral card because she thought it would be funny to see the cashier's look of tragic sympathy as she paid for it...WTF?

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FrankWippery · 06/11/2012 12:01

Yes of course, my mistake. Happy 31st.

Goodo, I did doubt my age momentarily, but great you have clarified that for me...

Iggly · 06/11/2012 12:01

31?! Same age as me!

I thought you were really old

SkeletonButterfly · 06/11/2012 12:01

Oh, and happy birthday to Hully.

Scorpios rule Grin

LadyBeagle · 06/11/2012 12:01

So, we're all here.
What AWBU about on this fine morning?
Anyone?

EldritchCleavage · 06/11/2012 12:02

Could you all move along please? You're blocking the fire exit.

TheVermiciousKnid · 06/11/2012 12:02

Squidgy cuddles from a 2 year old sound like a fair exchange. Grin. I might have some tea too.

Nobody ever stirs shit on my Facebook. Maybe I've got the wrong sort of Facebook?

FrankWippery · 06/11/2012 12:03

I love your DD Hully!

Knid, I'll dig out an oar and get it to you soonest. Then you can stick in and stir to your heart's content.