I have spent half term cleaning and clearing out the house, including taking unwanted stuff to charity shops.
Yesterday I ordered some new trainers from Sports Direct.
Today they arrived, along with a free gift, which happens to be a pint size (or it could be bigger, it seems mahhhoooosive) mug with "Sports Direct" on it.
Why the hell would I want this? I have no room in my kitchen cupboards for it. Its ugly and useless. (Who drinks a pint of anything?)
I don't want it in my house.