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AIBU?

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to fancy Russell Howard...

45 replies

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:25

I am being unreasonable, I know I am. I don't want to fancy him, I honestly try to fight it, but I can't Sad

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INeedThatForkOff · 25/10/2012 21:26

Ugh. He talks like a 14 year old boy out to shock. Vile.

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 25/10/2012 21:27

Why would it be unreasonable? He's funny, good looking, happy, politically aware etc. What's the problem?

NeTeConfundantIllegitimi · 25/10/2012 21:27

Love him!

PervyMuskrat · 25/10/2012 21:28

I would Wink

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:28

He annoys me! He makes the kind of jokes my stepsons make (teenagers/early 20s), he wears bad t-shirts, oh its just all bad. I think I should approach a GPs receptionist and ask for a referral Grin (while parked on double yellows).

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MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:29

I know it isn't Friday but I find myself imagining how good he might be in bed Shock

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Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 21:29

OH I SO WOULD Grin twice times

tilder · 25/10/2012 21:29

YABU. He's mine.

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:30

tilder - take him please, relieve my evil thoughts!

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Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 21:31

I used to fancy the other Russel (kane) bit I don't like his new hair and I think he has gone far to skinny

MonsterBookOfTerrors · 25/10/2012 21:32

YANBU I love him, he is only a little older than me and so funny :o

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 21:32

FWIW I am too old to fancy young men Blush

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 21:32

YADDDDDDNBU!

I love him and I think he's gorgeous! My love for him is known on MN Grin

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/10/2012 21:33

I rather have Russell Grant than Kane/Howard/Brand

amillionyears · 25/10/2012 21:33

One of my sons saw him yesterday.
Said he looked very normal.
Might that help to burst the bubble? Smile

Mrsjay · 25/10/2012 21:34

Brand give me the boak he is disgusting ,

Arthurfowlersallotment · 25/10/2012 21:34

Oh God, I would.

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:35

I have been on a train with him. Long journey. Same carriage. I giggled like a teenage girl everytime I had to go to the bar toilet.

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tilder · 25/10/2012 21:35

But then I do have odd taste in men.

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:35

Oh Brand is vile. He should join Lee Macks wine club (9 am in the park).

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 25/10/2012 21:37

OP don't have any shame in fancying Mr Howard. I am proud of it Grin

If I was on train with him I'd have been the same!

MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:37

Grin at preferring Russell Grant

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MumsGoToReykjavik · 25/10/2012 21:38

I had nearly 5 hours to approach and just be cool and calm and so oh hi can I have your autograph, big fan, blah blah. Did I do that? Did I fuck!

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/10/2012 21:40

Mums did you manage to resist asking RH for a Mile High Club session in the toilets (except on a train you'd be seven feet up) [hconfused]

honeytea · 25/10/2012 21:40

YANBU (I would)