to fancy Russell Howard...

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

I am being unreasonable, I know I am. I don't want to fancy him, I honestly try to fight it, but I can't

I'd have probably groped him

at mumsgotorekjavik's Lee Mack Wine Club!!!

toofattorun - Hehe can you tell I watched the Lee Mack stand-up show on TV last night!

I saw Russell Howard and I didn't fancy him but a load of teens in the front row were salivating over him (not literally - it wasn't some weird live sex show).

Yabu. He looks like the worlds oldest 7 year old schoolboy.

I am old enough to be his mum, but still think he's cute as a little button.

But I do need to know why he shakes hand with his left hand every time. Is he a scout?

OH I AM NOT OLD eough to be His mum that would be wrong

MumsGoToReykjavik - Haha! That did make laugh last night and again tonight! It's like our private joke!

Maybe his right hand is suffering from Wanker's Claw

(Definition: the cramp that envelops your hand after repeated up/down movement)

70, Profanisaurus ?

I don't think he's particularly attractive but there is something about home so I'm in the camp that definitely would.

I think if I remember correctly he has some anxiety disorder and he blinks a lot/moves his head a lot in a sort of tic way because of the nerves/anxiety.

Wow, I said a lot a lot of times there didn't I!

He also says 'genuinely' all the time. I wait for him to say it.

I'm too old but my daughter probably has a secret crush. She finds him vair funny, so do I. But not so much last friday. The man clearly dislikes guinea pigs. 70 another good reason to prefer Russel Grant [hgrin].

YABU.

I had a dream about him the other month. We were working together in an old people's home and he tried to snog me. I haven't been able to look at him since. He looks like a teddy.

Oh I am furious that I have to be up early for work and have to leave the thread! Be nice to my new lovaaairrr Russell you vipers.

Still would Sucker for a Brizzle accent me!

Eugh...no. YABU...

YAsoooooNBU!! At all!

I felt really bad when watching the last season of good news and he broke his hand, whilst I sat here pissing myself with laughter! I saw him in Cardiff last year (I think?) and did not stop laughing!