To go to bed dirty?

[IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed]

it's too late for a bath now surely? And I am not well and I am tired and I am on MN and I might go mad and buy another Lands End Stadium Squall which I don't need and can't afford.

define dirty

How dirty are you. If it's just a normal day of living life with no mucky filthy jobs absolutely fine.

erm last all over wash was a bath on Tuesday night. Have washed face in between

Depends on why you're dirty and when you last bathed?

Do you remember the last bath you had or do you just chip bits off yourself?

Oh right lol

Well it's up to you. I'd have a quick bath before bed.

It's not going to bed dirty, it's going to bed feeling dirty. Have a flannel wash or a shower to take the edge off it. wash your feet as well, it does make a difference. Bathing is not the only way.

Have a shower in the morning, you'll be grand. Sure how dirty can you really be after 48 hours? (Assuming no paddling in shite or the like.)

FF&F every day, that is face feet and fanny. Everything else is every other day.

Hell yea. I don't waste time bathing at night when you just get all sweaty in bed. I prefer a nice shower in the morning.

If you don't fancy a bath, don't have one. Have a freshen up at the sink before bed, then if things feel a bit stale in the morning, change the sheets so they're fresh for tomorrow.

It's armpits really. So should that be FFAF?

FFFAA

Face, Feet, Fanny, Arse hole, Armpits?

Knees? FFFAAK has a certain ring to it.

Jeez once you've done FFFFAAK you may as well have jumped in the shower!

Christ, you might as well as go the whole hog then (so to speak)!

You mean.......hair?

Face, Oxters, Fanny & Feet in that order. F OFF. Easy to remember.
Oxters are armpits.
How the hell do you get away with no wash since Tuesday? People would be complaining if I did that.

Even when camping FOFF works with a small lukewarm bowl of water.

So you had a full body wash only 48 hours ago? You're positively gleaming in my book .

Right the iPad battery went completely flat which I Chose to take as a Sign and am now bathed. And battery is at 10%.

Nothing bad will happen if you don't bath or wash, a shower would take only a few mins?

It's not that late. have a shower!

I once saw a documentary (so it must be true) which claimed that the worst armpit smells are due to transfer of bacteria when washing arse followed by armpits. This also explains the odd "only one smelly armpit" phenomenon, since people often wash both arse and armpit with their dominant hand.

So, I propose a "strip-off wash" at the sink as follows (in increasing order of germiness)
FAFFA (Face Armpits Feet Fanny Arse)

You're welcome.

Don't people have showers everyday?

I'd feel crummy if I went 2 days without one.