To think testicles

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Should never, ever, be called 'Man berries'?

They aren't berries! They are nuts, balls, gonads, Love sacks. They don't look like berries, they don't act like berries and if they begin to resemble berries i would be suggesting strongly that DH visited the doctor.

Why then has Ann Summers decided to call them 'Man Berries' on the back of their sex toy octopus?

And why do their sex toys have to look like an animal?

I've never met a testicle that resembled a berry.

Wait, run that by me again.

A sex toy 'Octopus'?

Oh and YANBU

I man I know calls them his pork pies.

Ha, Worra, had to google that! Yes, it exists, the Screaming O Octopus Clit Vibrator.

Can't post link as I'm on iPad.

Man berries sounds more like piles!

I can understand plums they do have a plummy look about them.

I have heard the whole area referred to as "twig and berries"...

1944 as in the classic Sid the Sexist line 'get your gums round my plums'

Piles could be what they are referring to, I can't imagine it being very stimulating having an octopus rubbed on them though.

I agree they do sound more like piles!

sex octopus?

On a tangent but...

There was a film on the other week and when DH pressed the 'i' on the remote to read the synopsis, it said... "Warning, strong language, violence and scenes of live octopus ingestion"

Oldboy?

Excellent Worra! I'm off to google what that film was, if that's what he's into good for him!

Haha! He didn't watch it Numberlock just read the synopsis

I was once having a chinese meal with my MIL, and after a drink or two or maybe a few more during pudding, I mentioned that eating lychees was like having a mouth full of bollocks.

She choked on her banana fritter...

Argh - I've yet to get over Oldboy. It made me vomit. DH is now VERY cautious with films he suggests watching.

Oh I just Googled it and realised SillyBeardy had it right with 'Oldboy'

Sorry I ignored you....I thought your reply was to the OP and 'Oldboys' are what you call your testicles

Entendu, Worra.

Anyone else pronounce it testiclés à la Emily Howard off of Little Britain?

Can someone link to the sex octopus?

(there's something I'd never thought I'd day)

I think they resemble Kiwi fruits to be honest.

Piles have always been a bunch of grapes.

Worra