To think testicles

[Binkyridesagain]

Should never, ever, be called 'Man berries'?

They aren't berries! They are nuts, balls, gonads, Love sacks. They don't look like berries, they don't act like berries and if they begin to resemble berries i would be suggesting strongly that DH visited the doctor.

Why then has Ann Summers decided to call them 'Man Berries' on the back of their sex toy octopus?

And why do their sex toys have to look like an animal?

They resemble two kinder egg cases suspended in a half skinned rabbit.

A frenchman was once trying to explain to me a bush he'd planted in his garden. He said "-eet az green leaves and leetle red bollocks!"
I snorted coffee all over the table!
It was, of course, a holly bush. The poor man had confused his berries and testicles...