To want to get in trouble?

[frillylemons]

I'm just so freaking bored...

Ask Dave. He knows.

Go punch David Cameron or something, If your going to be in trouble then do it properly

Start a contentious thread?

oh god...i feel like this! i want to be arrested

Tis really really boring being arrested!

at least you get to stare at the wall for a while, they feed you and you get some nice photos taken

i quite like it

Well, I am 41 weeks pregnant...surely I could get away with something?

At 41weeks pregnant very few laws apply!

Good.

Yes, I know I should but things are going a bit tits up! I've decided that life isn't fair. My mum has chemotherapy the day in due to be induced and I feel crap about it...hoping that if I plan to do something naughty, I might bring on my labour! That way my mum can see the baby and not feel horrid!

oh sorry

Aw frilly

Am now trying to thing of some naughty things for you to do.

Meh, it's life! I'm just feeling glass half empty today! DH is being lovely though. Ok, do if I was going to be naughty, what could I do? Run through town naked? Put a bag of flaming dog poo on my horrible neighbours door step and ring the bell? Hmmm...

can you and your mum do something?

You're pg? Sorted! Wee in a policeman's helmet.

Yes! I'll call the police out and demand to pee in their hats!

But if the pleecemen come and baby comes out instead of wee, it's The Law that you have to name Baby after them even if it's a girl and the pleecemen are called boris and Englebert!

I am seriously gullible...that's not true?!

What if baby comes out and wee AND poo?

It is exactly as true as the peeing in their hats law, which is to say, not at all sadly.

But the intrigue entertained you for a minute, and I got to be naughty, so win win!