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frillylemons · 04/09/2012 18:48

I'm just so freaking bored...

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CocktailsAndFriedChicken · 04/09/2012 20:21

Oh if Baby and wee and poo all come out, the pleeceman gets a new hat.

balotelli · 04/09/2012 20:21

Frilly, why are you being induced?

You dont need to be bullied into doing something you dont want to. It isnt always neccessary.

Eat too much chocolate and icecream then be sick on the sofa ! thats bad enough IMHO

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 04/09/2012 20:23

Yah but Mens Rea and all that. If Frilly doesn't KNOW that she's not allowed to pee in their helmets, she can't get in trouble for it. Go Frilly, go! Pee like the wind!

CocktailsAndFriedChicken · 04/09/2012 20:25

Oh! I know! Make pancakes in the shape of willies then feed them to men and laugh at them for eating willies [childish] (wants pancakes)

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 04/09/2012 20:28

She's not replying... she's doing the pee suggestion!

Yesss Frilly! Pee like the wanton, carefree young filly you are!

CocktailsAndFriedChicken · 04/09/2012 20:29

She did well to get the pleecemen round that quick :)

AnnTeak · 04/09/2012 20:31

Can you really not wee in a police mans hat? I thought it was the law Confused

Just think frilly , soon you will have a gorgeous little bundle of love to take your mind off being norty :)

LemarchandsBox · 04/09/2012 20:32

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CocktailsAndFriedChicken · 04/09/2012 20:32

Frilly - put nutella in a clean nappy. Put the nappy in a nappy sack. Go on the bus. Take them out, really conspicuously and eat the nutella. Watch people's faces.

LemarchandsBox · 04/09/2012 20:35

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 04/09/2012 20:37

Then give them a big grin, flashing your Nutella-smeared teeth.

frillylemons · 04/09/2012 21:01

Sorry, had a bath.

That nutella idea is amazing!!!

Grin
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