To suspect DH is just trying to make me feel better?

[AgentZigzag]

DH reckons he's come up with scientific proof that I'm not, as I've always suspected, a horse.

I think he's just trying to boost my floundering self esteem.

Should I boot him out for such a blatent dismissal of my views, or should I be the one to leave?

Umm, yes?

I knew it

It's missing an important question

"Are you in Scotland"?

Without the answer, how the fuck are we supposed to decide whether you're a horse or not?

You've missed out some important info here.

Do you count by tapping your foot on the ground.

Do you like Hay?

Please don't drip feed OP.

Are you a person who thinks they're a horse or a horse that thinks its a person?

Fucking hell

I'm so glad I posted, I'd not thought of those.

No to Scotland, yes to foot tapping/hay.

Are you stable?

Well, on the hay front - would that be rolling in it or eating it?

do you have a penchant for sugar cubes? Stamp once for yes and twice for no

when I was little I wanted to be a gerbil

Bahahahaha worra.

No

I think I'm a person who thinks they're a horse who thinks they're a person Liz.

I can take it, s'bad innit?

Well I'd hate to be saddled with that problem...

Do you bridle against it?

[Knows Worra is a bit superior at this lark, but hell, it's wine Friday night so have developed some dutch courage]

It could be. What are your feelings on dressage?

Does your dh always take the reins in your relationship?

Neigh chance.

Don't listen to these posters Ziggers

They're just trying to groom you....

It could just be his unbridled love.

Or maybe whip you into a frenzy?

He's just been taking me for a ride all these years

I'm going to have to try a different tack I think.

Sorry, that last one was a bit 'lame'...

Ha ha, so funny, you've got to be jockey.

Agent - that's the spirit - taking the bit firmly between the teeth and facing Beecher's Brook the obstacle in front of you.

Agh - Becher's

UABU, you sound a right mare tbh.