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To suspect DH is just trying to make me feel better?

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AgentZigzag · 24/08/2012 22:32

DH reckons he's come up with scientific proof that I'm not, as I've always suspected, a horse.

I think he's just trying to boost my floundering self esteem.

Should I boot him out for such a blatent dismissal of my views, or should I be the one to leave?

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NovackNGood · 24/08/2012 23:42

I think some people are trying to filly-buster this to be first past the post without a refusal for you from your stallion.

NovackNGood · 24/08/2012 23:44

If he is being difficult don't spare the whip and use the spurs.

AgentZigzag · 24/08/2012 23:51

'If he is being difficult don't spare the whip and use the spurs. '

You've not run that past the post feminist section have you Novak?

Grin
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AgentZigzag · 24/08/2012 23:52

I don't think I'd have known the difference tbh Moonlight Grin

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MoonlightandRoses · 24/08/2012 23:58

Oh, you would...

Becher's Brook

Beecher's Brook

Oh, and never ride off into the sunset - makes it bloody difficult to see where you're going. Grin Grin

NovackNGood · 25/08/2012 00:05

If you are an american quarter horse perhaps you should just jog on.

NovackNGood · 25/08/2012 00:07

It be-hooves you to always check out the old mares in the radfem corral.

NovackNGood · 25/08/2012 00:10

Make sure he tugs his forelock to you before he takes you four in hand and removes your halter top-

DioneTheDiabolist · 25/08/2012 00:14

Aw. I find it sweet that he will lie so blatantly to make you feel better.

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