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to copy and paste this guys POF profile here?

129 replies

WelshCat · 18/08/2012 22:33

I was just so surprised to read this! Please tell me no sane woman would reply to this man? Fair play to him for being honest though..! Here's what he said on his profile..

You are not some special gem of a woman that's just picky and hasn't found the right guy yet. Chances are you're a little more than 'a few extra pounds' over weight, are not very attractive, have kids or have some sort of abrasive character trait that has rendered you un-f*ckable by every other guy you've come across in real life. If neither of these are the case then congratulations you are here for the same reason I am - to get laid. (Unless you are some unfortunate combination of more than one of those things)

This does not give you the right to type out an entire 'about me' section with the type of guys who cannot message you (ie. if you're short don't message me, if you're black don't message me, if you're just looking for sex don't message me) listen up girls, you are on PLENTY O' FISH not GQ's most eligible bachelorette list - take what ever you can get.

Just because a guy messages back and forth for 20 minutes then texts you for a day and a half does not give you a reason to fuk him guilt free. No guy on here is looking for a girlfriend or long term relationship unless he is horrifically ugly, granted he may make you think otherwise, but having a penis of my own (And yes, I do have one) I know better. You are naive and gullible (It's not your fault, it comes with being a women, along with irrationality, a lack of logic, and complete disregard for human life behind the wheel), in search of your prince charming. That's right ladies, the one good guy left on earth, the one who won't let your best friend blow him while you're visiting family up north, just happens to resort to plenty of fish to meet women.

We know you are 'fun and 'outgoing', we also know that you 'like to have a good time and stay active' and that 'you never really know what to write in these little boxes' (Because you're so f*cking fascinating words cannot even begin to describe you in all your glory)... No girl on earth tries to attract potential mates with "I like to stay home and play WoW while I kill the batteries in my big purple dildo thinking of that guy on the bus who brushed up against my arm"... Try coming up with something original, something REAL... And no song lyrics are not original, nor is talking about yourself in 3rd person or telling everybody how unique and different you are. You are a woman, there are over 3 billion of you on earth and although you may have differences in appearance and girth, you're all the same really.

Now if you're still reading this and you want to come over to my place, booze it up or just watch a film, then send me a message. Am I going to bang you and never talk to you again? Maybe. Are you ever gonna call me again? Maybe, we'll see how it goes. I'm not saying it won't turn into something more but let's get serious, why go through the games and bullsh*t when we're both playing for the same end game.

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Inneedofbrandy · 18/08/2012 22:35

I find that quite funny tbh

WorraLiberty · 18/08/2012 22:36

Ohhh just how is this man single....he's such a catch Grin

AgentZigzag · 18/08/2012 22:36

A charmer, no doubt about it.

Bet he gets lots of replies.

workshy · 18/08/2012 22:36

nice man!

you do wonder sometimes

CrispyCod · 18/08/2012 22:36

He may have met his match in me. I'll send him home crying to his mummy by the time I've finished with him. Prick.
Grin

WelshCat · 18/08/2012 22:37

lol i was open mouthed with shock, but also think it is very funny.

clearly he is single for a very good reason though!

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Cherubim · 18/08/2012 22:37

You'd fuck him out of spite, wouldn't you ? Grin

ken0eddie0kennedy · 18/08/2012 22:38

Isn't he just darling.

MissMogwi · 18/08/2012 22:38

Silver tongued devil. Grin

Woopdiedoo · 18/08/2012 22:39

Surely he write that as a joke???!!! [hmmm]

FermezLaBouche · 18/08/2012 22:39

Erm - not hugely witty and really misogynistic in places.

You are naive and gullible (It's not your fault, it comes with being a women,

I've read better.

CaptainHoratioWragge · 18/08/2012 22:39

Gosh, I wonder why he's single?

SuperB0F · 18/08/2012 22:39

What a massive bellend. I bet Shiney has dated him Grin

WelshCat · 18/08/2012 22:40

oh, also, his 3 pictures are all muscley torso and teeny bit of face, and he is 20. so im inclined to think he is serious!

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WorraLiberty · 18/08/2012 22:40

Cherubim, I now have this vision of an angry group of Mumsnetters dressed as Dominatrixes....prowling the streets looking for him with whips in hand Grin

AllYoursBabooshka · 18/08/2012 22:40

I'm so turned on.

WelshCat · 18/08/2012 22:41

also fermez if you remember my other thread, this is why i was so into on the guy i dated, lol this is the alternative!

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AllYoursBabooshka · 18/08/2012 22:42

Shit, I forgot my last two full stops and my NOT.

:o

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 18/08/2012 22:42

Is he up in Wales ?

Bugger, too far to travel.

IN
HIS
DREAMS

LAST
MAN
ON
EARTH

RATHER
BE
CELIBATE

That's a NO.

FermezLaBouche · 18/08/2012 22:42

Oooh Hi WelshCat - didn't realise it was you!
Thank GOD this isn't the one you were on about - did he reply to your text, btw?

Also, was there a picture with this charmers' profile? :)

Debeez · 18/08/2012 22:43

Does it come with a picture of him and his huge stick, must be carried at all time to beat off the leagues of women clamoring for a date.

WorraLiberty · 18/08/2012 22:43

70's you protest too much Grin

OneOfMyTurnsComingOn · 18/08/2012 22:44

I'd shag him.

monsterchild · 18/08/2012 22:44

I saw a lot of these types of ads when I was "fishing". It's the 'bad boy' ad designed to get ladies who like the naughty bad for them type of fellow. as I recall, when messaged the guy was often more picky than the woman he is describing.

WorraLiberty · 18/08/2012 22:44

Does it come with a picture of him and his huge stick

Errrr you probably need Fetlife if that's the sort of photo you're after Deb Grin