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to copy and paste this guys POF profile here?

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WelshCat · 18/08/2012 22:33

I was just so surprised to read this! Please tell me no sane woman would reply to this man? Fair play to him for being honest though..! Here's what he said on his profile..

You are not some special gem of a woman that's just picky and hasn't found the right guy yet. Chances are you're a little more than 'a few extra pounds' over weight, are not very attractive, have kids or have some sort of abrasive character trait that has rendered you un-f*ckable by every other guy you've come across in real life. If neither of these are the case then congratulations you are here for the same reason I am - to get laid. (Unless you are some unfortunate combination of more than one of those things)

This does not give you the right to type out an entire 'about me' section with the type of guys who cannot message you (ie. if you're short don't message me, if you're black don't message me, if you're just looking for sex don't message me) listen up girls, you are on PLENTY O' FISH not GQ's most eligible bachelorette list - take what ever you can get.

Just because a guy messages back and forth for 20 minutes then texts you for a day and a half does not give you a reason to fuk him guilt free. No guy on here is looking for a girlfriend or long term relationship unless he is horrifically ugly, granted he may make you think otherwise, but having a penis of my own (And yes, I do have one) I know better. You are naive and gullible (It's not your fault, it comes with being a women, along with irrationality, a lack of logic, and complete disregard for human life behind the wheel), in search of your prince charming. That's right ladies, the one good guy left on earth, the one who won't let your best friend blow him while you're visiting family up north, just happens to resort to plenty of fish to meet women.

We know you are 'fun and 'outgoing', we also know that you 'like to have a good time and stay active' and that 'you never really know what to write in these little boxes' (Because you're so f*cking fascinating words cannot even begin to describe you in all your glory)... No girl on earth tries to attract potential mates with "I like to stay home and play WoW while I kill the batteries in my big purple dildo thinking of that guy on the bus who brushed up against my arm"... Try coming up with something original, something REAL... And no song lyrics are not original, nor is talking about yourself in 3rd person or telling everybody how unique and different you are. You are a woman, there are over 3 billion of you on earth and although you may have differences in appearance and girth, you're all the same really.

Now if you're still reading this and you want to come over to my place, booze it up or just watch a film, then send me a message. Am I going to bang you and never talk to you again? Maybe. Are you ever gonna call me again? Maybe, we'll see how it goes. I'm not saying it won't turn into something more but let's get serious, why go through the games and bullsh*t when we're both playing for the same end game.

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WorraLiberty · 18/08/2012 23:41

Fair point but for some reason I think it suits the twatishness of someone a little older than 20yrs old...and let's face it he's not too bad looking.

I just have a feeling that someone more middle aged is using it along with a younger man's photo...perhaps to instigate sex chat/gain attention or something?

Not sure really.

HipHopOpotomus · 18/08/2012 23:49

I don't think it's funny at all. I bet he's a total fucking dick wad - every single one of him.

SoleSource · 19/08/2012 00:04

Imagine his clever ex dumped him. He bitter.

WildWorld2004 · 19/08/2012 00:20

Its like that tv prog that was on the other day the one with the girl being 3 boys.

Except this is a guy being a million and one twats.

piprabbit · 19/08/2012 00:41

That would definitely make a Five TV programme "A million and one twats" Grin.

mayaswell · 19/08/2012 01:38

I think what you've done here is uncovered a communications link for a terrorist cell.

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 01:45

You are naive and gullible (It's not your fault, it comes with being a women, along with irrationality, a lack of logic, and complete disregard for human life behind the wheel)
he sounds like a complete twunt

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 02:03

Desperate to log on to POF and message him pointing out the hypocritical rant about writing something original

and link o this post so he can see what people think

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 19/08/2012 02:07

Aw he took the time to change his preferred list of women to marry. Bless.

iscream · 19/08/2012 02:19

No doubt he thinks it is a witty, fresh and refreshingly delightful profile. (as well as all the other people who used the same words), rather than what it is, a bore.

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 02:30

any bloke who starts about how women have no logic and cannot drive....is a wanker, and is to be avoided.

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 02:44

I found a friends boyfriend on there the other week claiming to be single. I've only met one decent bloke off there, he was lovely but I had to go fuck it up by having some mental breakdown and blocking him (and every other male) from everything.

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 02:45

Oh and one bloke told me I'm a narcissist afer haha. Not that he was much of a catch, I just needed a shag and couldn't afford to replace my vibrator.

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 02:47

thing is, Queenie, if a man spoke like that about a woman, we would all be up in arms calling him all kinds of names, wouldn't we?

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 02:53

I can't speak for anyone else, but I wouldn't be up in arms no.

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 03:11

I'm sure I'm in the minority on that one though, but its a risk you take in sleeping with someone without knowing their feelings or intentions, and foolish to do if you expect anything more than that one night.

If one party is led to believe there is more than just that one encounter on the cards, that is different, and male or female, the person doing the leading on should be ashamed.

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 03:20

what i meant was though, if a man said quite openly and jokingly, in mixed company, oh I just slept with that ugly bird cos my penis pump was broken, there would be loads of sisters giving it large about misogyny.
whereas if a woman talks about a man like that, it's fair game.
Just saying.

garlicnuts · 19/08/2012 03:28

HAHAHAHAAAAH!!! Grin I've just tracked them down Grin ... and spent hours reading a bodybuilding forum!

Yes, folks, it's from bodybuilding.com's forums. Known as "misc copy pasta", because they're in the 'misc' topic and are for c&p-ing, these streams of inspired twaddle are penned by muscular people tripping on creatine and shared with the express purpose of spamming social media for a laff. They've been doing it for at least a year. I'm impressed: wish we'd thought of it!

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 03:32

weird

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 03:35

As I said, I can't speak for others, but I wouldn't. Its a risk you take when you have sex with someone without knowng their intentions/feelings. For all I know, ugly bird is sat at home with her own friends laughing about his buck teeth and tiny cock.. Again.. A risk of putting yourself out there to someone you know nothing about.

I've done it. I've sought out men for my own pleasure, knowing there would be nothing more to it than satisfying my own needs.

I also knew all of the above is a risk, so I made sure they were men who didn't have the same friends as me and were unlikely ever to, and who lived far enough away that he would be highly unlikely to just bump into someone I know and get talking about me.

The only men I've been with who have already known my friends have been an ex, who I made wait for years because he had a reputation (that he will happily admit to) and I did not want to be the latest shag he was bragging about and discussing personal details with people I know and see regularly, and my other half.

garlicnuts · 19/08/2012 03:37

Very weird. And creative! Some of them could pass for Hunter Thompson's work - well, almost.

garlicnuts · 19/08/2012 03:42

Oh, sorry, Melanie, I barged in on a conversation. You weren't replying to me, were you?

Queen - Nothing wrong with a convenience shag, a pity shag or a bored shag, as long as nobody gets hurt. Sometimes a game of dominoes just won't do.

MelanieSminge · 19/08/2012 03:46

yeh i thought what you were telling us about was weird......do you mean they just make up stuff like that to get a rise out of people? like advanced trolling?

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 19/08/2012 03:50

Haha garlic, precisely.

I've always been good at separating emotion in most cases. There is only one man I struggle to do this with not even my OH

Others may differ though. I'm a very selfish person in many ways. I will think of the potential effects on my life before allowing a person into it. As with the ex - I know he could still have gone back and spouted to his family (who I'm very good friends with) about me, and he could have said I was nothing more than a quick shag, I'm easy etc - Hed have got laughed at though, not me. Because enough people knew he'd wanted me, and more than a shag, for a long time. It became a bit of a running joke actually, before I relented.

I wouldn't put myself in a position where a man could have a negative effect on my life in any way after one night.

NurseRatched · 19/08/2012 04:04

Chances are you're a little more than 'a few extra pounds' over weight, are not very attractive, have kids or have some sort of abrasive character trait that has rendered you un-fckable by every other guy you've come across in real life. If neither of these are the case then congratulations you are here for the same reason I am - to get laid. (Unless you are some unfortunate combination of more than one of those things) ... Oh my.* [bites lip]