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Sallyingforth · 30/07/2012 18:50

You're at home alone with your DP/DH. It's not time for bed but you feel in the mode for some loving. How do you let him know?
A special look?
A kiss?
A touch or hug?
or just tell him?

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Sallyingforth · 30/07/2012 18:51

in the mood

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DukeHumfrey · 30/07/2012 18:51

Facebook him?

Spuddybean · 30/07/2012 18:52

'fancy some action?'

babesdontlie · 30/07/2012 18:53

"I'll see you in the bedroom"

works every time!

Petsinmyolympicpudenda · 30/07/2012 18:53

come have sex

He runs to the bedroom

Sportofino · 30/07/2012 18:54

Oh Puhlease....

feckingnora · 30/07/2012 18:54

fancy a shag?
do you want a blow job?
lets fuck!
wanna bang me doggy style?
and lots of other ways..... why beat around the bush?

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 30/07/2012 18:55

fancy a quick shag Wink?

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 30/07/2012 18:55

All of them Grin!

If I do one of those things he knows he MIGHT be getting lucky, if I do them all over the course of an evening he's fairly certain!

Spuddybean · 30/07/2012 18:56

and what's their response out of interest? Do they usually accept?

WorraLiberty · 30/07/2012 18:56

"You hold the marmalade and I'll go shave the goat"

Works a treat

AmazingBouncingFerret · 30/07/2012 18:57

Oi you get your kit off and let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing. Followed by some eyebrow waggling and kissy faces.

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 30/07/2012 18:57

I once said 'lets just sit down' and rather than the sofa I took him to the bed - at first he looked confused - then very happy.
Now I just say 'fancy a sit down'? which is funny if we are somewhere and I really do want to sit down and he's not sure if I want to sit down or have sex!

CleoSmackYa · 30/07/2012 19:02

I just tell him he's got to put out!

Pickles77 · 30/07/2012 19:04

My ex wouldn't have noticed. Or told me to get off and also told me there was a time and a place Sad talk about rejection

Krumbum · 30/07/2012 19:05

Just starting kissing him for a long time. He'll always want To take it further.

MoreLithiumPlease · 30/07/2012 19:10

Er. I just go to my room and switch on my Magic Wand.

Why would I have to involve my DH? Confused
He'll probably be watching some football or something anyway.

feckingnora · 30/07/2012 19:13

Spuddybean my dp has NEVER turned down a BJ, he is obsessed! it is actually quite a good bargining tool! wouldnt buy me ice cream last night until i mentioned the magic words! aww i love him!

SamanthaSingsTheBlues · 30/07/2012 19:13

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PuppyMonkey · 30/07/2012 19:15

I just roll my eyes and bite my lip and say "oh my" a la 50 shades ( I don't).

Littleprincessrocks · 30/07/2012 19:19

I walk past him, whips and chains in hand....

Wink
FillybusteringForGold · 30/07/2012 19:22

Upstairs. Bedroom. Now!

Works a treat Grin

PuffPants · 30/07/2012 19:23

Why can you only have sex at bedtime? We never have sex at bedtime actually.

Sallyingforth · 30/07/2012 19:33

Puffpants I did actually say in my OP that it wasn't bedtime.

What I've been doing lately is to catch his eye, hold his gaze and then drop my eyes to his trousers. He soom catches on!

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WorraLiberty · 30/07/2012 19:35

Well thanks for sharing that OP Grin

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