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To ask you about indecent proposal...

72 replies

EmptyCrispPackets · 29/07/2012 22:21

The film is on later. This promoted discussion between me and OH.. Would you / wouldn't you, how much, etc...

Would you for a million?

Would you prefer to do it or your partner?

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TheEnthusiasticTroll · 29/07/2012 22:26

would probably happily do redford in the film for not too much, but then again if i was married to woody not too sure, hmm dilema.

probably would have sex for 1m but I would need to at least like the person, it couldnt be just any slease ball or perv.

c4rnsi1lk · 29/07/2012 22:28

Robert Redford is hot in that film.

KellyElly · 29/07/2012 22:28

A million...yeah probably :)

OutragedAtThePriceOfFreddos · 29/07/2012 22:28

I'd be well up for it if the man was ok, but dh would hate it so I wouldn't be able to do it.

KellyElly · 29/07/2012 22:29

No kinky stuff though!

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 29/07/2012 22:30

what about bum sex?

RaisinDEritrea · 29/07/2012 22:30

no thanks

prostitution not for me

sleep with someone because you want to

(I am aware that this makes me, erm, well, a bit not quite olde-fashioned, but praps staid or even prim)

sensuallettuce · 29/07/2012 22:32

I was unfaithful in my first marriage and am now engaged to OH who is the love if my life.

No I wouldn't' because when I was unfaithful (after my ex shagged my best mate before marriage and kids) it broke us. It was easier for me to be unfaithful because he already had.

I would not want OH to seep with anyone else for a million quid.

To be rich you need to be happy with life - money just compliments that.

Borntobeamum · 29/07/2012 22:37

Id consider a 3some with dh and a random millionaire.

EmptyCrispPackets · 29/07/2012 22:38

Ok so if the man wasn't a sweaty danny devito lookalike and the million quid would get you out of debt, take away lots of stress?

My OH said to me it wouldn't be a problem love, I'd be over and out within 5 mins Smile Blush

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zookeeper · 29/07/2012 22:40

I would. How I'd explain my newfound wealth to my mother would be far more of a challenge Grin

OutragedAtThePriceOfFreddos · 29/07/2012 22:41

I just asked dh and upped the money. He still says no. Miserable git.

G1nger · 29/07/2012 22:51

I'd shag Benedict Cumberbatch for a tenner.

Heck, I'd pay him.

Apart from that, no.

zookeeper · 29/07/2012 23:06

Aren't you a moral bunch? Not for a million quid???? Just think how long it would take to earn that by working!

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 29/07/2012 23:08

Dh and I would people would pay a million NOT to have to shag me though! Grin - we have actually had this discussion before at a party and we both know that it would be purely mechanical, the friction of mucous membranes, and would not affect how we feel about each other one jot. What we could do, together, for our family, with a significant sum of money would far outweigh a few hours with someone else. We'd feel a bit sorry for the person too, how sad to have all that money and STILL not be able to find someone to share it with Confused

CuriousMama · 29/07/2012 23:10

Nope I wouldn't but I can see how people would be tempted. Dp wouldn't either.

I have nothing against sex workers though. I just wouldn't want to be unfaithful to dp it took me long enough to find the right man.

pictish · 29/07/2012 23:11

Of course I would! a million?!
Yes...no problem.

pictish · 29/07/2012 23:11

And those who say not? Hahahaaaa!
Yeah you would!

FutTheShuckUp · 29/07/2012 23:12

Pmsl @ friction of mucous membranes GrinGrin

G1nger · 29/07/2012 23:13

I just don't think a million's enough. Not for me Wink

Lucyellensmum99 · 29/07/2012 23:14

I'd do it in a flash, probably for considerably less than a million - just enough to clear our debts and pay off or reduce our mortgage. I told my DP this and for him, it would be a deal breaker - i felt quite bad telling Robert it was all off

LilBlondePessimist · 29/07/2012 23:14

I think I would as long as he had good personal hygiene and all his own teeth. I'd also let dh. Just think what that money could do for our family!!!

thebody · 29/07/2012 23:15

God yes and pimp dh out for a grand.

David Beckham for free. For me of course not dh.

FutTheShuckUp · 29/07/2012 23:16

I would yes. But knowing my luck the guy would be a raving psycho and I'd end up murdered

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 29/07/2012 23:16

I'd pay Demi a million to stop talking, her gravelly voice gets on my wick.

Although it might be my foul mood, as Dh said he'd consider letting me do it for a tenner!

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