Slavegirl, here, now.

[TheMaster]

Back under the bridge until I get home.

I need someone to watch the goat while I go out for some niace ham and pombears.

This wont stay long, the others went poof.

The others are staying

Why pombears?

One stayed, Bubba went poof!

I am bubba is still there

Pombears are the height of kinkyfuckery. If you have an ulcer they sting like buggery.

The goat is safe

The goat is never safe, trip trap trip trap

Shit!!! I didn't realise it was that sort of thread!

Look after your own goat.

Pombears are £1 in Asda at the moment. You could stock up. Plenty of room in those dungeons for storage.

I can't do sexy slave...

When I say "Master" I sound like Egor. :(

£1??

I'm going to stock up and roll around in them .

(pets all yours)

Bring the test tubes and some £1 pom bears.

Yesss Massta'...

I love how you got the lisp!

:o

Imagine if you got a Pombear up your vagine . Thats a whole over thread.

I leave MN due to lack of internet for 5 days, there'sa heatwave and you all get the sillies. Calm down children.

No olympicki

How would you possibly remove a Pom bear after its gone soggy?!

With a sieve.

makes paper aeroplane and throws it olympicki

AllYoursBabooshka

Right I've found a wifi hotspot at last. Log in to my favourite gossip zone and find they've gone bananas with sex slaves and Pombears. WTAF?! Where are the squabbles over Parent and Child spaces and why has no-one said Leave The Bastard yet?

Leave the bastard