Slavegirl, here, now.

[TheMaster]

Back under the bridge until I get home.

I need someone to watch the goat while I go out for some niace ham and pombears.

Will someone please explain to me what the goat thing is all about?

Trolls. Bridges. Goats. Gruff ones. But I never said that, 'cos people aren't supposed to talk about them. Or something. Possibly it was not allowed to point at them. I really must read the guidelines, although I reckon they just say don't sell stuff, don't point at the denizens of the underbridges, don't be a denizen of the underbridges and be excellent to one another.

A billion people buy a dirty book about a Dom/sub relationship, but you giggle like nuns in a hammock when a submissive person come on here. [rollseyes]

I can't remember the story (or was it a nursery rhyme) about Goats & bridges & trolls... was it something called Billy Goats Gruff?? & a troll under a bridge who said 'whose that trip-trapping over my bridge' possibly?

I need to know!!

Leave PomBears out of all this kinky bubbary - I am innocent, innocent I tell you

Who cares about the price of pombears anywhere. Yes anywhere other than Waitrose. For goodness sake...

An actual real submissive person , wow

Nobody was giggling at her she was boring we were all gaffawing at how very funny we were.

Kotinka: But higher in sugar, therefore more likely to give you thrush.

Was there a gummi bears cartoon or am I thinking of care bears?

What have I missed?

Im a hive of useless information.

Oh bum, was rather enjoying the last one, did it go whoosh?

I believe it turned into a bun-fight so MN in their wisdom pulled the plug [grumpy emoticon]

The op came back and spoiled it