To ask if you have a beard?

[Needstotidyup]

Dh was complaining that I was on MN in bed last night. I told him it was interesting etc etc. His response .."you do realise its all fat, bearded men pretending to be Mums on there".

Well confession time are you a Sharon or a Mario?

No beard, just a slightly spotty chin bastard period

Actually, I do have one hair growing out of my chin

So, technically, yes

No beard here just ds's drool

aint fat and aint a man with a beard so your DH is wrong

I actually do have a beard , but it's only cos I have PCOS.

No certainly not! < strokes beard >

I had a beard but laser treatment saw that off

yup

mario

No but I can see why due to all my awesome posts recently about needing Tena lady now I'm pregnant and figuring out playdates for my stepsons in the holidays. I'm utterly thrilling me and am sure lots of beardy men get off on what I write about

Why yes, Yes I do. :)

Waiting lol you might have a whole fan club!

Fraid I do, and a tache.
That's long term steroids for you.
I do have a fanjo too if that helps?

I am a me. A me that is definitely female. DH has enough beard for the both of us.

No beard.............yet

But cultivating a lovely tache!

I have a beard.

I also have breasts and a vagina and PCOS

I'm fat but no beard...

I'm not male either

No beard, but I am a male of our species.

1 stray neck hair - fail.

2 children - fail.

Fat - yeah, I pass the test. Your DH is spot on.

Yup, forgot to shave this morning. I've got three spiky hairs.

My DH thinks the same. Convinced you're all trying to seduce the few genuine mums on here!

he is probably not 100% wrong, what makes you think the fat men with beards would admit to it on here???

I have chin hair - DS properly mucked up my hormones

Not fat, and hang on...