To ask if you have a beard?

[Needstotidyup]

Dh was complaining that I was on MN in bed last night. I told him it was interesting etc etc. His response .."you do realise its all fat, bearded men pretending to be Mums on there".

Well confession time are you a Sharon or a Mario?

Yes I have a luxurious long beard and my real name's Bernard!

Im fat and not exactly a full beard but deffo around 4-5 chin hairs. But I also have boobs and a fanjo. So who am I....?

I'm a giraffe with purple hair, a quilted coat and ugg boots. No beard though.

Bearded Sharon here :(

No I don't. But my legs could do with a shave.

No facial hair, so I must be a Sharon.

Hang on...does having a clean-shaven face make you a Sharon too?

I have my entire face threaded on a monthly basis and I don't even have the excuse of having PCOS.

I am a mum though.

I once had a freakishly long hair on my jaw line. Seems to have gone now.

I do have - and I'm glad this is anonymous because I never mention them to anyone - mole hairs.

I have a mole under my chin which I have to keep trimmed. I am going to terrify my grandchildren.

Well I am reaching that age where I find the odd whisker (they literally appear overnight, it's astounding!) but am still largely beardless and definitely female although I am incredibly fat

No beard, but 3 rather hairy moles on my jawline....

Yes I do.
HTH.
G.Clooney

Yes, I am afraid I do have one chin hair, maybe not quite a beard though. Anyway I would want to know how does your husband know we are really all men with beards?