to scream PLEASE NO MORE.......

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threads about 50 fucking shades of grey

please

While I agree with you ...

this is another one!

and so you start another! I like them!

I know it's another one .

I bet you're the author and you keep name changing and posting threads so you can promote it.

at the thought of writing such crap

Bites lip...:o

Don't start protesting your innocence, I don't believe you and nobody else does

I was so tempted to start a thread threatening to flounce if we didnt have a ban on fifty shades.

Then i realised that would just be another fifty shades thread

love the name mike

I only read to page 140 and couldn't take any more, and I am eternally grateful if it moved on to Tampax and socks.

I haven't even read it but know enough now to never read it. So really, the multiple threads have been a valuable public service.

Poor, poor me! My book club has chosen this as the next book!
Woe is me

I am contemplating leaving my book club in disgust as this is their choice for our next meeting.

Right I'm so concerned about not having read this that I have to ask if anyone has a copy that they are using to you know, prop up a bit of a furniture you can always send it to moi? As I'm on ML and am so bored! Heehee I'll pay of course... Feel free to pm me if you don't want to admit you actually have a copy. Heehee

I read the first book, won't read the others.
But bloody Hell, the author has made a fucking fortune out of it.
I keep thinking I can do that. I could write badly and put lots of sex in.
Why didn't I have the idea first, I could be a millionaire

I forgot about the tampax bit! Grim, just grim.

I have them on kindle sorry pickles

What's the tampax bit? Cos I'm not planning on reading it but am curious!

They are getting down to it while she is on her period and the lovely Mr Grey pulls her tampon out for her

But tsc said it so much better

I'm wondering whether I should read it, just so I can be offended by it.

I was going to start a thread about how there must be SOMETHING else going on the world. Thanks for doing it for me. This is the first and last time I will post on a fucking 50 shades thread.

Is that the new chivalrous thing to do? Holding doors open for a lady, offering her your coat if it's cold, taking her tampon out for her.