to scream PLEASE NO MORE.......

[RafaprefersHobnobs]

threads about 50 fucking shades of grey

please

I've spent minutes, MINUTES of my life thinking of ways of starting a '50 shades of who gives a fuck' thread.

It's pervy AND it's crap, I get it ... Please move on

Am having trouble holding on to my stomach contents thinking about that tampax thing .

Haven't read it... to busy having sex

I was in my local sainsburys' last night when a tannoy announcement started with .......dear customers, we've just had a delivery of........ (exciting thinks I, wonder what it is) - 50 shades of grey.

If you'd like to grab your copy now go to the back door of the store now.

Couldn't believe they were having to ship in extra deliveries to satisfy the demand for this utter dross.

No way.... That's just too much. Way too much. can I download it onto a iPhone

and no more football and no more tennis. ever.

in asda yesterday, near the pringles... they'd laid out copies of fifty shades of grey, for the ladies planning a quiet night in with a potato-based snack...

Pringles and porn aise.....it has a certain ring to it

There was a woman in the park yesterday reading it, while supervising her 6 year old. I thought it was a bizarre choice.

I was glad i was reading it on my kindle. I had no idea what it was about. I was on an aeroplane with 18mo dd on my lap when i started it.

So am I going to have to bite the bullet and read it in the interests of telling my book club what a pile of shit it is?

I know! What is it with people?

Harry Potter madness, that vampire shite and now this.

I wish I could crack it, tbh, I'd be selling everyone my own pile of crap and make myself a fortune.

I wonder if it's some form of hypotism...

hypNotism

Alibaba what is the issue re reading it in the park?

I have just finished the 3rd one, I have never read anything with such awful reptative writing before (even the sex was described the same every time) but I enjoyed the story.

at lumping together HP and all the 50 shades of Twilight shite.

HP rulez 50 shades droolz

You're joking??! That's sooooo sensual, removing someone's clotty tampax. I'm stunned that I keep hearing how utterly rubbish it is, yet at how it's the fastest selling book ever. Even my friends are raving about it on fb. I thought they had taste