People who slurp their soup

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It really pisses me off.

AIBU?

YANBU they should be shot.

Urgh soup is vile.

loathsome ! utterly loathsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YABU - according to this reliable source, you should never put a soup spoon in your mouth, but sip it from sideways. So some slurping is inevitable!

Yanbu. And I can't cope with people who slurp tea or coffee. I was in a queue at a charity shop yesterday and one assistant was tidying shelves and drinking tea periodically.

She went Slurrrrp....slurrrrrp...AAAAHHHHH! every few fecking seconds and she was moments away from getting it tipped on her head.

No no Madam no need to slurp! You TIP it in...easy! No slurp needed. If its hot you frigging wait a second to drink it!

BUt WHY Kotinka WHY???? Do you have an oral problem of some kind?

YANBU they should be poked in the eye with the hot end of the spoon !!

Yanbu, and shooting's too good for them.

They should be made into soup, and slurped by the general public.

A friend of mine slurps everything INCLUDING CRISPY BACON!!!!

How can you slurp bacon

I have an eating noise phobia everything sounds decibles louder than it probably is every nerve tingles

And next in line are the scrape-scrape-scrape-scrapers of yoghurt pots.

It's spoons clattering and scraping against cereal bowls that makes my eye twitch attractively.

Oh the clattering!

Although I raise the clattering with forks banging against teeth.

I'd quite cheerfully remove the fork from their mouths and onsert it up their jacksie

You are definatly NOT being unreasonable. I hate slurping, slapping noises when people are eating and people who gulp their drinks. Drives me mad!

What IslaValargeone said. My first reaction on reading your title.

(on a side note, just "got" Isla's name - brilliant!)

Knives scraping across china plates makes me very angry as well. And people who eat with their mouths open

Eating with the mouth open is just gross

It so is - there used to be a girl in my senior school, who sat on my dinner table, who did this. It kept the rest of us thin - we could barely eat while she was there

I hate noisy eating/ drinking! Tea/coffee/soup slurping, people putting more food in their mouths than they can chew, so they do that heavy-breathing thing, eating with their mouths open, talking with their mouths full, and loudly sucking their fingers-a woman at work was eating chocolate cake the other day- she must have sucked each finger in turn about 4 times-ffs, get a bloody fork!

Ha ha Nagoo, that's excellent. Well slurping and scraping and open mouth eating is horrid, but, how about sniffing? Loud gutteral sniffing without bothering to blow your nose, never mind the fact the fact that you're an adult. That is horrible horrible horrible horrible and should be outlawed.

Mrsjay - me too! My DH gets really annoyed with me covering my ears / playing music when he eats (often back late from work), but I can't bear eating noises. Most people are OK, but some are really loud, especially when you're not eating yourself. The worst noises are:

1. Swallowing / gulping / slurping - 'wet' noises
2. Cutlery banging teeth
3. Crunching

Feel sick just typing that
So, OP, YADNBU!!!!