AIBU to ask why you are still on mumsnet..

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

If you hate everything about it so much?

If you think every one who asks you a question is a troll

If people's responses make you so annoyed you have to start an AIBU thread just to let everyone know how horrible people are.

...because I don't hate everything about it etc etc. Have some

I'm here to spread the joy! I shit a bit of wisdom on threads now and again. It's my bit of charity work

Also because I have no life.

Who's the "you" in the title?

Me? I don't feel like that at all. I'm here because I'm a lazy cow today and most days

People are just bored.

Bored bored bored.Yes I'm looking in the mirror

But I agree, T&B, If one finds oneself so very irked, why not just do one?

strikeoutfail

I am reeeeeeaaally quiet at work at the moment.

I just joined... Have read most of the classics thread and have never laughed so much! MN looks like fun, look forward to getting to know you all.

fanjo, I like this>> I shit a bit of wisdom on threads now and again. I like to think I shit some wisdom too but am more likely to just shit well, shit

Sorry, don't have an answer OP. I'm just a sad, lonely individual who is sick of arguing with myself. So I come on here and vent...

banana it is just shit but add the word wisdom and it sounds a lot better!

Everybody should wisdom shit!

I dont think i have ever used the T word to anybody i like here I think some people are just paranoid I am here cos i am avoiding life today

SandyBottoms be careful, tis VAIR VAIR addictive!!!! As I have found!!!

Hi sandy bottoms- you will be a MN addict. I have the phone app and everything. It's my lifeline!

because I am boring and can't be arsed doing any work

Hello Sandybottoms. Have achieved buggerall this morning due to bloody MN.

Ps, I love it here!! I've been flamed, received 'oribble PMs from cowards posters who wished not to say it publicly, but I give as good as I get, I have a GSOH and most of all I find it bloody entertaining!

Tis rather annoying how I can "lose" whole afternoons on MN though

I got sucked in, I didn't want to but it happened. I agree though, if you don't like it, leave, simple.

I haven't had an early night since I discovered mn...I'm so so tired damn you all!!!!

I'm here because its a hell of a lot more real than another parenting/baby forum of which I used to be a member. hugs hun xxx

Well. I would offer you but that's frowned upon. I's say Hi Tantrums, how are you old thing, but that's not allowed either. I can't say you are BU or the buns will start. In fact I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING it Is Not Allowed.

Bollocks. (That IS allowed I believe)

It is my day off I shall MN to my hearts content as I love it and LOVE YOU ALL. So there.

How very dare you disagree with Tantrums, jubilucket? Don't you know she's a long-term poster here, much loved by all and that!

OP, what the fuck are you whining about, people are dying in Syria. You clearly don't respect women very much. I suggest you take a long, cool look at yourself.

YY, I agree! Something much worse happened to me on mumsnet the other day, I'll just write a four-hundred-line post about it and you can all get on my side instead of worrying about Tantrums's evident need for ego strokes.

Not allowed to use the T word here. If I could, I might. Not saying anything, you know.

Babylon people have pm'd you to flame you?? Wtf!!! shower of cowardy shites

Because people say what they think here. None of the frilly bullshit you find on other forums.

Tantrums is a fucking troll!

Get back under the bridge you hairy backed beast!.

That's my first troll accusation on MN. Scores out of 10 for swearing, insults and plain nastiness please