AIBU to ask why you are still on mumsnet..

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

If you hate everything about it so much?

If you think every one who asks you a question is a troll

If people's responses make you so annoyed you have to start an AIBU thread just to let everyone know how horrible people are.

Oh there is plenty of stupid threads around today.

I decide to compete.

I think I won:)

Need some links! Share the stupid!

I'm still trying to catch up after being AWOL on holiday! I need some silly threads to peruse however I did catch the t-Rex one

What is Mumsnet?

to answer your question, I don't hate it.

Nor do I start threads about threads.

Nor do I ever accuse anyone of being a troll (or advance searching anyone)

But, I am currently questioning why I am still on here. I think it may have something to do with awaiting on the dead wasps resurrection.

Wanna know why I love MN?

Last night in a massive fight with my DP, who has a very annoying habit of butting in, got told to fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more, perhaps to Kingdom Fuck where he could rule as King Fucker?

For the first time in all our time together, he was stunned into silence.

If not for MN, where would I have heard that?! So all round ladies!

I'm the Anti-Whinger. I don't hate MN - if I did, I wouldn't be here. When you have a child, joining MN isn't actually compulsory.

Lurking - I'd have loved to have seen your DH's face :o.

I don't hate it but I am in a very bad mood tonight due to work and I tend to pst what I truly thinking here.

I don't hate or dislike anyone but I do read more than I post.

Do not leave Mrs, I luff you.

MrsDV - if you leave then I actually will hate MN. So you can't.
That's sorted then, yes?

I'm still here because I'm always right, and feel it's my duty to tell posters how wrong they are

MrsDV! NOOO! I don't think we've ever chatted but I love your posts, you're a lovely woman. Ignore the bad apples, we love you!

LOL Usualsuspect, you always make me laugh!

As if I would leave!
I am far to opinionated and have no one to rant to in RL. The DCs just sigh and turn back to the tv, the OH looks a bit scared but is clearly waiting for me to stop talking..
That only leaves the dogs and they agree with everything I say.

But you can all keep telling me how much you luff me.
I might have to have a day off tomorrow to do this sodding essay so try not to evaporate without me...
I know its hard

i talk to myself all day so i want to talk to you at night.
and i like to say what i think. sometimes that is at odds with other people's views, and sometimes not.

I am paid by MNHQ to post. I am part of a new scheme called "more posts=charge more for adverts" and I get a cut of that money each time I post a word. So I appologise if some of my posts are very very very very very long with some seeminly unecessary words included in them. For example all the very very very very very very very very very words typed in the previous sentence. I get 10p per word I type. It is quite a good rate although I have not recieved any money yet due to RBS being down. So I am making sure I type lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of words so I have a very very very very very good stock pile of money. Good bye I will end this post now.

PS Justine, feel free to pay me in chocolate too. Thank you. Good bye again.

I'm only here to stalk usualsuspect.

because it is a great distraction and because you find out some really interesting things! I do have to have sabbaticals from it though as it is incredibly addictive!

I don't hate it. I think there's an awful lot of headcases about though. It has definitely educated me about lots of things. Some of which I wish I'd never known.

No more headcases than other forums ;) It's refreshing to see so many different opinions and yes, there are things I would have preferred to remain in ignorant bliss of

I like it here, despite some of the oddities kicking around.

Phew, MrsDV, you had us quite worried for a bit.

True, there are headcases everywhere. Are there other forums? Actually don't tell me, I do not need anything else to spend time in

crikey, how did the theme tune to "MASH" go again?