I thought today was going quite well for a bit.
I think the problem was DS1's nap being held up by DS2 (10 weeks) needing fed and changed...
DS1 (2.9) who is normally quite chilled out just had a full rolling about screaming and crying tantrum about getting his nappy changed and going for a sleep. The screeching was awful 
Meanwhile poor wee DS2 was abandoned on the floor crying too.
I though I'd just about got it sorted, nappy changed etc.
Picked up DS2 who projectile vomited over me and the wall. Put him down to clean it up and he did a loud poo which DS1 announced to me.
Cue me --crying a bit while- -trying to change DS2 while he puked milk repeatedly over himself and DS1 wandered about half crying that he didn't want to go to bed. I think I was a bit horrible to DS1 as he kept going on and on. :(
He's in bed now with about 10 cars after I let him play and calm down for a bit. I feel a bit shit for losing the plot as it's not his fault he got overtired.
I think I need a lie down. Jaffa cakes will have to do.
It sucks when it all happens at once, when you are just getting used to having 2 small people to keep happy and clean 